SEX TOYS!

Pilgrims to a holy shrine in Portugal are being given free maps of the site that show the Virgin Mary on one side and adverts for sex objects and aphrodisiacs on the other.

The maps, thought up by an advertising company, have raised eyebrows among the Catholic faithful and ire from the authorities at the popular Sanctuary of Fatima.

“The map is not official and makes the wrong use of the picture of the Virgin Mary,” a shrine spokeswoman said on Friday.

Works for me.

And don’t forget the Virgin Mary Kiwi!



  1. julieb says:

    Has anyone tried the baby jesus butt plug? It’s a bit small, but it’s ok.

  2. mark says:

    Aha, now we know the 3rd secret of Fatima!

  3. ballookey says:

    Hey AWESOME! That’s MY Virgin Mary Kiwi!

    http://flickr.com/photos/ballookey/34076733/

    It’s really sad that this has made my day…

  4. lakelady says:

    a whole new twist on the madonna/whore complex

  5. Miguel says:

    Anybody got a scan from one of those maps? I’d love to post it on my blog!!!!

  6. Anonymous Coward says:

    The Virgin Mary was middle-eastern … she was NOT a kiwi!

  7. Matthew says:

    This is the reason I keep coming back…

  8. ZeOverMind says:

    Can you see Jesus in this picture?

    http://nynerd.com/can-you-see-jesus/

  9. tkane says:

    C’mon you guys. Have some respect. Anybody can see that the image in that kiwi is Barney.

  10. Unspeakable says:

    Christians rejoice, Jesus has returned to earth as a dogs sphincter! #8 that is a great picture.

  11. Ralph says:

    #11, Now just great !!! And here I thought he was returning as a Gucci Handbag.


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