A German phone thief led police right to his front door when they called the stolen mobile to say he had won some free beer and he willingly gave his address.

“An officer called and said, ‘You’ve won a crate of beer‘,” said a spokesman for police in the eastern town of Neustrelitz Friday.

“Then he asked where he lived so he could drop the beer off, and the guy told him.”

“I think the man was drunk.”

Or stupid.



  1. SN says:

    We just sentenced three guys who decided they would hold up a gas station to get rent money. One of the guys wore his varsity jacket, that is, a jacket with his full name and former school on the back. Not very bright.

  2. Jägermeister says:

    #1

    Dumb criminals rule. 😀

  3. Billy says:

    That’s why we’re still getting those scam emails ’cause some people actually believe them.

  4. John Paradox says:

    Select one:
    1)Drunk
    2)stupid
    3)all of the above

    Yeah, not a lot of Lex Luthors or Doctor Dooms out there.

    J/P=?

  5. tallwookie says:

    #1 – Most people who wear vasity jackets arent all that bright in the first place – the jackets are not acedemic prizes (at the highschool i had the misfortune to attend, you had to play football, basketball & track/field to get one, and they were ugly as sin)

  6. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    Is there a difference between drunk and stupid?

  7. SN says:

    6. “Is there a difference between drunk and stupid?”

    Well, drunk is a form of self imposed stupid, while stupid and sober people are simply born stupid. But to all outward appearances, you’re right, they are identical. Good point.

  8. d bennoch says:

    #4 Lex Luthors or Doctor Dooms would run for office.

  9. Oil of Dog says:

    #6
    One doesn’t attend the meetings??

  10. SN says:

    8. “Lex Luthors or Doctor Dooms would run for office.”

    Or be CEOs. Those guys are the real crooks. Who else is allowed to run a multi-billion corporation into the ground and get a golden parachute worth hundreds of millions of dollars?!

  11. Mr. Fusion says:

    Smart cops. They know that the things most men are attracted to are women and then booze.

    #6, good question.


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