Just in case…

A Saudi man lost a bit of his nose in a joint assault by his two wives after he jokingly threatened to marry a third woman.

“I swore that I would do it because … they were impolite and that’s when I came under an even bigger attack,” Ibn Salem told Shams newspaper after having seven stitches inserted.

“I never realized they would get so worked up. But the only way to restore my dignity is really to take a third wife.

“I don’t know what I’m going to lose next if I do that.”

No suggestions from me!



  1. Improbus says:

    I am surprised the women are still breathing.

  2. mark says:

    He should switch from Islam to Mormon.

  3. rus62 says:

    He gets assaulted by his two wifes for considering a third wife?…Here’s your sign.

  4. JoaoPT says:

    And we complain about our (single) wives…

  5. Angel H. Wong says:

    I didn’t knew Eideard had a fetish for leather 😉

  6. Mr. Fusion says:

    #5, They’re his idea of bikini briefs.

  7. whipjacka says:

    who would want even one wife?

  8. Jägermeister says:

    PMS x two + bad joke

  9. Mr. Fusion says:

    #8, that is why they invented Poker on Monday nights, Bowling on Tuesday, Sid’s retirement party on Wednesday, free Baseball tickets on Thursday, meet the boys in the bar on Fridays, fishing on Saturdays, and worship / help your brother fix his car on Sunday. And somehow you can manage to squeeze in a two week hunting trip.

  10. Angel H. Wong says:

    #9

    And don’t forget the 3 golden rules of Marriage:

    When she says “Your money” She means “My money.”
    When she says “Our money ” She means “My money.”
    When she says “My money ” She means “My money.”

  11. James Hill says:

    Continued poor humor. This place is losing it.

  12. Jägermeister says:

    #9

    *LOL*

    #11

    And you continue being a boring.


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