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She’s NECTBSFW (not even close to being safe for work). Her pictures either.



  1. Jägermeister says:

    Is she this man’s daughter?

  2. Scott says:

    I was at PMA this year and the Samsung girl was a big topic of discussion. I can understand Samsung trying to get the attention, but I don’t remember anyone talking about their cameras. It also made for a few traffic jams around the Samsung booth.

  3. JimR says:

    I call dibbs on makeup removing.

  4. BubbaRay says:

    I guess I could wait awhile before I drive…

  5. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    Is it frustrated horny geek day?

    Seriously folks… I can help you meet actual women. I can teach how to talk to them and how to treat them and understand them. Yes… You could actually have a real live girlfriend and a real sexual relationship too. You won’t have to hijack the tech/politics/religion argument site with cheese shots of these completely unreal fantasy girls.

    What’s the word I’m looking for here… oh yeah… Cripes!

  6. jim o says:

    oh shut up.

  7. Gobbler says:

    Here kitty, kitty…

  8. Smartalix says:

    5,

    For the record, I am extremely happy with my lovely girlfriend. I also will post a collection of booth-babe shots I took at CeBT this week. Loving the way women look does not make you a bad person. It’s what you do that determines your character.

  9. hetero-man says:

    Okayyy…
    looked at the linked pix…
    Great makeup, tits WAY too big.

    Why am I being told, on a daily basis by every bit of media even slightly related to men that this sort of deformity is desirable?

    Does ANYBODY remember proportion?!?

  10. doug says:

    #5. seconded. what in god’s name is wrong with “completely unreal fantasy girls”?

  11. Jägermeister says:

    #10 – what in god’s name is wrong with “completely unreal fantasy girls”?

    Are you talking about this girl?

  12. doug says:

    #11. Nah, she’s just a living argument for increasing the estate tax!

  13. Bill Cuntin' says:

    Numero Uno: “Is she this man’s daughter?” — Comment by Jägermeister — 3/17/2007 @ 7:54 am ::::::::::::::: if you can make a reference like that, then WTF are you looking up online, you sick manwhore?

    Numero Cinco: “OhForTheLoveOf “NERD ALERT! You’re cool like a drafty toilet! You’re so busy with your woman that you are commenting… here… 🙂 Of course, we’ll support ya bra, and tell all your hos that you da man! (or not)

    Numero Once: I banged her, my dog did too. 5 minutes apiece was all she wanted, kinda a downer, but she was a really crappy lay anyway. She’s a tacky whore — so tacky, she didn’t even care that I didn’t ask her name! Where did you find her pic, did you bang her or something?

  14. Lauren the Ghoti says:

    Tell it, hetero-man. When the typical male brain is awash with testosterone, all sense of taste and discernment vanish, quantity becomes everything and quality nothing…

    Me, I’ve always liked things that way, having learned many moons ago that normally-endowed girls tend to appreciate the guy who doesn’t drool over gross udders; and the seldom-realized fact that the same # of nerve endings spread over a smaller area of skin = more sensitive makes for a great bonus… 🙂

    Other than the unfortunate glands, that girl makes a righteous cat, maybe as nice as Nastassja Kinski in Cat People.

    Jägermeister – Paris H? She’s cute – but a fantasy girl? To whom? Lifers in Supermax? 🙂

  15. Greg Allen says:

    Questions. Questions.

    Does she really go like that to conventions?

    What’s the connection to Samsung products (or is that not the point)?

    Is she painted or wearing some thin suit?

    Real or fake?

  16. Jägermeister says:

    #14

    I was referring to the “completely unreal”… 😉 But she got quite a following.

  17. Lauren the Ghoti says:

    Amazing what fame does, ainnit? If she wasn’t famous, how many of these people would even look at her twice?

    Crikey®, I mean I can go walk from one end of the Galleria to the other on a slow day and still see at least 2 or 3 jaw-droppingly spectacular females – being very much overlooked. They’re not important celebrities, y’see?

  18. jccalhoun says:

    It reminds me of this Japanese website I ran across a few years ago with these photoshoped pictures of nude women as animals — nearly photorealistic furries complete with fur, multiple nipples, and I even remember a giraffe lady with a long neck. Really really creepy.

  19. Cialis says:

    66rN3P Excellent article, I will take note. Many thanks for the story!


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