Suddenly becomes motormouth Mohammed
Pakistani terrorist claims he masterminded 9/11-The United States-World-NEWS-The Times of India — Does anyone find both the timing of this bullshit a little odd not to mention the fact that this guy is essentailly crediting himself with all sorts of unrelated acts that would be impossible for him to coordinate from his Pakistan shithole? But that’s ok, just look at all the horrible things he was about to do before we caught him. Good work, huh? We stopped him just in time.
Prediction, next we find out that Saddam was the other mastermind.
WASHINGTON: A Pakistani national, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, has claimed he masterminded the Sept 11 attacks on the United States and 30 other terrorist attacks and plots around the world.
In a confession before a tribunal at the US military’s Guantanamo Bay prison camp in Cuba, he also claimed that he shared responsibility for several other major plots, including ones to assassinate Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, former US presidents, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter, and Pope John Paul.
“I was responsible for the 9/11 Operation, from A to Z,” said top Al Qaeda suspect Khalid Mohammed, speaking through a personal representative, at Saturday’s tribunal hearing, according to the transcript released by the Pentagon here on Wednesday. Certain portions of the confession were omitted for security reasons.
He also confessed to the beheading of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl in a section of the statement that was excised from the public document, according to media reports.
Pearl was abducted in January 2002 in Pakistan while researching a story on Islamic militancy. Mohammed has long been a suspect in the slaying, which was captured on video.
Mohammed also claimed responsibility for a 1993 attack on New York’s World Trade Centre, the bombing of two nightclubs in Bali, Indonesia, and an attempt to down two American airplanes using shoe bombs.
By the way, I thought it was pretty well-established that the shoe-bomber was working as a lone wolf. And if Khalid was behind everything and we have caught him then isn’t the war on terror over? Why do I see a perpetual orange alert at the airport?
I think the resemblance to Ron Jeremy is too strong to be mere coincidence.
Good point. And it does look like he had a hard night. Er…..
Heck, if the CIA tortured me, I’d confess to causing the collapse of the subprime mortgage industry as well as flying all four planes on 9/11. Does anybody find the confession of a tortured man credible?
He has a face only a baseball bat could love.
1. Took the words right out of my mouth, thats Ron Jeremy (The Hedgehog). But seriously John, I must agree with your assessment, except I’ll give it a 10 on the BS Meter. Its amazing what torture can do.
Were his last words to the ‘Tribunal’ — “Okay, can you kill me now? Cause I am tired of waiting” ?
He looks lot the bum hat works in my local candy store.
We had him long enough to confess anything.
Hey John cool BS meter…
Is this guy’s confession supposed to provide closure for the 2/3’s of Americans who still buy our government’s 9/11 fable? He does not even look like he could have masterminded a robbery at a local 7-11 convience store to me.
Well its certainly not a fable and I doubt this is a closure
911 was very real.
Hes just one of the many cogs in the wheel
Your BS meter is very lenient, John.
More like a 9 or 10!
Hang him anyway…
If i was tortured for that long time i’d confess i slept with paris hilton.
Some few more years of torture and i’d admit the real reason why anna nicole-smith commit suicide was because i dumped her for britney that i dumped then too for a bag of cotton. Now look what’s happening to her.
Anyway, i feel sorry for all the people who are bombarded with such propaganda and actually believe it.
Where’s num locks he hasn’t posted in a while?
John
I thought and said the exact same thing to my wife yesterday when it was “Breaking News”
If i was tortured for that long time i’d confess i slept with paris hilton.
That would be double torture……. (if you HAD s/w/p/h)
J/P=?
This just in…..
KSM confessed to kidnapping the Lindbergh baby.
I think there’s little doubt he was involved with 9/11. That’s more than enough. Water boarding isn’t enough to get information out of terrorists like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. Luckily Mr. Mohammed is a weak pig and water boarding got some info out of him.
This is a ploy to get Abu Gonzales and the U.S. Attorney firing scandal out of the headlines and make Disaster of Epic Proportions bush look tough on terror.
As others have pointed out, there is no bottom to the pool of scum that inhabit the DoEPbush White House.
this guy has been in custody for what 3 years or so. and now he confesses. yeah right. also, didn’t someone already confess to killing Daniel Pearl?
it’s a shame that I can rarely believe anything that comes out of any branch of our government today. don’t get me wrong, I would always question, but now I hardly ever consider the possibility that there my be truth in what is being said.
I think the White House has lost its touch with this sort of thing. It comes from abusing the privilege. And it may indeed have been done to take the spotlight off of Gonzalez. Makes sense.
Well then! That ties all the loose ends up nicely.
Good work George!
It is so over the top only a blithering idiot would believe it. This, I believe is what the government thinks of us. Maybe they have a case.
I’ve been wondering why this guy hasn’t been brought to trial, while the government has been going after nobodies like Jose Padilla.
This guy should be tried by jury in New York. And definitely not in a military tribunal.
I just wonder if a confession this ludicrous could actually jeopardize the case against him.
Apparently they left out the part where he confessed to killing OJ’s ex.
OK,
interesting senerio…
Im waiting for SOME group to pop up and say…
WE instigated the WHOLE thing…
WE saw 2 groups infighing and thought…Why not, they will Never believe the OTHER didnt do it.
REALLY, think how easy it would be.
Some plumber somewhere must have made a heck of a living unclogging this guy’s bathtub drain every couple of days.
Pretty funny, John. Thanks for the laugh. Anybody who doesn’t think this is to get Gonzalez off the front page is a maroon. They’re just trying to hold on to him until Friday afternoon at 4.
How do we even know this guy isn’t some actor they cast to fake a “big news event”? He looks like he’s right out of Central Casting. “Quick, we need an Arab looking guy, tough but, not too tough. You know, think the midnight shift at the 7/11…”
Now I get it. The movie “Wag the Dog” was a documentary. You know “A Hollywood producer. A Washington spin-doctor. When they get together, they can make you believe anything. “
You don’t think that this guy ever left his “shithole” in Pakistan or didn’t have communication from inside his “shithole”? You don’t think that maybe he wasn’t always in Pakistan, and may have come there following the fall of the Taliban in Afganistan? You can’t believe that the Al-Qaeda number three had a large hand in the operations of Al-Qaeda? Take off your liberal sunglasses and consider that even though the Bush Administration says he’s evil, that he MIGHT actually be evil? Incredible…
In addition to what the MSM has reported,
He’s already confessed to:
1) The Lincoln assassination
2) The Sacco and Vanzetti bombings
3) Sinking the battleship Maine
4) Sinking the ocean liner Titanic
5) Sinking the ocean liner Andrea Doria
6) Crashing the Staten Island ferry
7) Convincing the Supreme Court not to count ballots in Florida in 2000
8) Starting the Cuban missile crisis
9) The 1918 influenza outbreak
10) The Kennedy assassination (both John and Robert)
11) The Martin Luther King assassination
12) The Triangle Shirtwaist Fire
13) Not paying parking tickets in Boston, New York, and Washington, DC
14) Cheating on his taxes
15) Saying that the check is in the mail when it wasn’t
16) Creating jock itch
17) The pain of psoriasis
18) Passing “go” and not collecting $200
19) Not eating all of his vegetables
20) Saying that “the dog did it” when he really did
21) Flying a B-29 into the Empire State Building
22) Original Sin.
and that’s only the tip of the iceberg.