Ack. Where is she going to keep the de-balling knife?

Kidman learns to castrate bulls and round up cattle! — Oh brother.

Sydney, Mar 4 : Actress Nicole Kidman has leaned how to round up cattle and castrate bulls for her new film Australia, in which she plays Lady Sarah Ashley.

However, the Academy award-winning actress said that she is not too sure if she might have to execute her newly acquired skills in the film, but that it is good to be geared up for the task.



  1. James Hill says:

    #1 – This explains the whole Scientology thing, too.

  2. noname says:

    John, what are you worried about. I hear your safe.

  3. Floyd says:

    #1, 2: Nichole’s learning how to be a rancher. Harvesting Rocky Mountain Oysters is just part of the process of turning calves into steak. Mmmmm steak!

  4. Scott Gant says:

    Hey, she’s a true redhead…she can do what she wants.

  5. #3 Ho ho ho.

    I guess I got the blog back on track.

  6. Jonathan Berry says:

    As Max Bell wrote, in the Marcel Duchamp thread:

    What an artist spits is art.

  7. chuck says:

    In a related story, Russel Crowe announced he plans to stay as far away from Nicole Kidman as possible.

  8. Jeanne says:

    Not all methods of castration are as bloody as one may imagine. For a few different ways, you can check out:

    http://www.cals.ncsu.edu/an_sci/extension/animal/news/janfeb96/jf963art.html

  9. ChrisMac says:

    #3 & #6 Hardly

  10. HubbaBubba says:

    Why is Dvorak Uncensored turning into a celebrity watch bonanza? Seriously, what’s with all the Britney and Nicole and whatever stories? Geeze…

  11. A Cole says:

    I love the Google Ad that came up on the page – “A new trick to stop anxiety attacks””

  12. Angel H. Wong says:

    Looks like she’s getting ready to negotiate with Tom Cruise for the custody of her children.

  13. Brew Kline says:

    Castration after puberty does not effect the voice. Just an FYI in case any of you were looking to become a bolod but were afraid that your friends might notice.

  14. Jerome says:

    I think it is funny and indicative of the kind of person Nicole is that she is willing to use the sexual mutilation of one of God’s creatures in order to drum up publicity for her movie.


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