Duck and cover!

SANTA FE — Catholic churchgoers received a crude disruption during one of their holiest and most somber days of the year.

Someone planted three compact-disc players in the Cathedral Basilica of St. Francis of Assisi and set them to play a loud recording of sexually explicit language during the noon Ash Wednesday Mass.

The three CD players were duct-taped to the underside of pews, Chief Johnson said, and all of them began blaring at around 12:22 p.m. as parishioners celebrated Mass.

The recordings were filled with people using foul language and “pornographic messages,” said Johnson, who declined to elaborate because the case is under investigation. He said the recordings were made on store-bought blank discs.

The Police Department sent its explosives unit — the bomb squad — to investigate the CD players. After blowing up two of the CD players in a grassy area near the church, officers determined they were not dangerous and kept the third CD player for analysis.

Of course.



  1. Jerk-Face says:

    They should have blew up the entire church, just to play it safe. There could have been other appliances around that did have bombs.

  2. god says:

    Eminem, Metallica, Marilyn Manson?

  3. natefrog says:

    They could’ve blown up some real threats to society, you know, like the priests. . . Why won’t someone please think of the children?!?

  4. MikeR says:

    Eideard, there you go again. Ridiculing an ingenious way of using up all those thousands of tons of explosives the TSA keeps confiscating at airports. For shame.

  5. Arrius says:

    The presence of things blowing up has distracted the original story, that someone actually thought out, made, and enacted a plot to play sexual material in the middle of a church service. I laugh at the balls and blashphemy of the situation, I can only image the church crowd at first looking around and wondering what was going on, the scramble to cover kids ears, the questions after church. Sounds like a discruntled alterboy.

  6. Steve S says:

    Yet another example of how fear has replaced intelligence. We have become so afraid of our own shadow that when confronted with the unknown, it is more comforting to overreact in fear than to spend even the most brief moment of thought. I don’t know if this is what the terrorists wanted to achieve or if it has simply become more than they could have ever hoped for. We have become our own worst enemy.

    Another example:
    http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=9533

  7. RuralRob says:

    I think the police do that simply because they LOVE to blow shit up. How often do you get to do that?

  8. RTaylor says:

    These parishioners were practicing their own faith in their own church. I hardly think this calls for religion bashing. I’m not Roman Catholic, or a member any any other organized religion, but I do respect the rights of others to participate.

  9. MikeN says:

    judging by the posts on this board, I would say they made the right call. There seems to be all sorts of hatred of Christians here, and if someone were doing a prankl like this, perhaps that was step one to actually blowing up the church.

  10. Steve S says:

    #8
    “Umm… you do know that standard Explosive Ordnance Disposal procedures for a suspected (or even potential) explosive device is to blow it up with a separate explosive device.”

    The problem is that today ANYTHING can be perceived as a threat. Fortunetly in this case, the ramifications of over reacting without thinking and blowing up a CD player were minimal. Not so for the ultimate case of over reacting without thinking; the Iraq War.

  11. tallwookie says:

    It’d be ironic if the explosives that they explode the cd-player-bomb actually triggered an even larger explosion in the unit.

    Blame Sony

  12. Mr. Fusion says:

    They were in their own house. Whoever pulled this prank probably doesn’t need the conscience he obviously doesn’t have.

    #8, Yup, good explanation there Bryan. Blow up the evidence so the criminals can escape. Since when does a CD player, playing a CD, look like a bomb? When was the last time the Bomb Squad actually blew up a real bomb?

  13. Jim says:

    so now you know… if you’re going to plant bombs, only put it in 1 of the CD players… and just hope they only blow up the 2 innocent ones…

  14. meetsy says:

    #10…”There seems to be all sorts of hatred of Christians here”

    No, Mike, it’s hatred of the arrogant christian “I’ve got all the answers” attitude, not the Christians themselves. It just gets a little old with all the hype about how Christians are so poorly treated, when they dish out vile bile and damnation pretty well to everyone who doesn’t think like they do. (This comment mostly is directed at the uber-christian cult-like groups that seem to be all over the country. Most notably the “hater” press savvy leaders of mega churches and the various always-outraged groups.)

  15. ECA says:

    I think its funny, that I THOUGHT’ there was a device that could measure/sence/smell most of the materials used as explosive material..
    WHY aint these folks useing it..
    I know they use Dogs to sniff for explosives…whats happening here?

  16. Mr. Fusion says:

    #17, They’re a savin lives !!!, Damn the dogs or sniffers. They got those dang gone Bomb Squads all decked out with that fancy equipment. An they’re a gunna use em too. Save a lot of lives too !!!

  17. Grrr says:

    #1’s hit it right out of the park
    “It’s for the children!!!1!”

    #13 provided a valuable lead – an international organization that is already known to have damaged countless Windows installations on the sly.

    #15 has the best suggestion for future stunts… Maybe one of the 3 players should be marked “NOT A BOMB” just to make things easier.


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