If she jumps off a bridge, so will American youth. How charming.
Britney Spears Tattoos Spark Boom In Business – Starpulse News Blog — This is so pathetic and shows you how easily the American public would turn into Nazi’s if two or three celebrities thought it was cool and wore swastikas.
The 25-year-old went to the Body and Soul tattoo parlor in California’s San Fernando Valley, where she requested a pair of lips on her wrist and a cross on her lower abdomen after shaving her head bald. Tattoo artist Max Scott says business is booming from all of the publicity surrounding Spears’ bizarre visit.
“There are a lot of people that are just calling trying to get their daughters tattooed [along with their] friends.” Scott says he is booked solid and expects requests for the same tattoo as Spears adding, “I would imagine (the new appointments) have something to do with what she had (done).”
Note: In an offhanded way Dvorak Uncensored predicted this as shown here.
John, one tattoo parlor’s increased business because of a whacked-out starlet doesn’t constitute a trend or even a boom.
If she took a crap, people would be in the restroom trying to snatch the toilet paper from the spool. It’s neither a trend, or a boom.
Your slow news day has sunk even lower than could be imagined.
And if she is seen carrying an iPhone, sales of it will boom.
Yet at the same time, the american press/media has trained the populace to be obedient passive followers of trend and government propaganda.
From the U.K., which is temporarily the center of the Universe (not without good reasons), comes word that she’s in rehab. Will today’s youth follow?
Come on now, admit it. THAT you would love to see pantyless getting out of Paris’ car 🙂
If she’s in rehab, I hope it takes. Odds aren’t very favorable.
OT – (refering to the story above this one, pop songs are dumb)
Wow I havent seen a topic w/ the comments disabled in forever… Too bad it was in germany – cant do an elian gonzalez style invasion over there (unless its really really close to one of our AFB’s 🙂 ).
So Spears has triggered a wave of bald, tattooed, knickerless chicks running around. Is that completely a bad thing?
Ballmer must be welcoming this new trend…
Jägermeister — sick.
Funny, yes..but still…
This is great news. I have a couple friends who tattoo for a living. They make 250 an hour and work 6 hour days four days a week, for a total of about $6,000 per week. Yeah, the make over a quarter of a million per year.
I sure in heck wish I could draw!
They make 250 an hour and work 6 hour days four days a week, for a total of about $6,000 per week.
I hope they have a good investment portfolio. There’s going to be a 90% unemployment rate among tatooists in about 10 years when this who ridiculous fad burns out. (And in 30 years there are going to be a lot of 50 year olds that look like like they’ve just survived a car wreck, because their tatoos are just going to look like bad bruises.)
I copied this from CNN:
Craig Ferguson, host of CBS’ “The Late Late Show,” said that after seeing photos of Spears’ shaved head, he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the “vulnerable.”
“For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it,” he told viewers Monday. “It should be about attacking the powerful — the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards — going after them. We shouldn’t be attacking the vulnerable.”
Just when I was being convinced that the American public was not swayed by those in media….
http://despair.com/connot.html
Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone Magazine said it best:
I awoke this morning in New York City to find Britney Spears plastered all over the cover of two gigantic daily newspapers, simply because she cut her hair off over the weekend. To me, this crosses a line. My definition of a news story involves something happening. If nothing happens, then you can’t have “news,” because nothing has changed since the day before. Britney Spears was an idiot last Thursday, an idiot on Friday, and an idiot on both Saturday and Sunday. She was, shockingly, also an idiot on Monday. It will be news when she stops being an idiot, and we’ll know when that happens, because she’ll have shot herself for the good of the planet. Britney Spears cutting her hair off is the least-worthy front page news story in the history of humanity.
Apparently, from now on, every time a jackass sticks a pencil in his own eye, we’ll have to wait an extra ten minutes to hear what happened on the battlefield or in Congress or any other place that actually matters.
Original link to his article: http://www.alternet.org/story/48278/
Now all she needs is an asshat & porno world here we come!
Someone please link the predictions thread from a few weeks back. I’m pretty sure someone had this, too.
just curious… why does the picture keep changing
#19
The picture changes so DU can cash in on our gullibility and hit F5 to refresh and watch all the pretty Britney pictures.
John gets more hits that way!
I can just imagine the headline:
Britney Spears commits suicide — thousands dead
or:
The U.S. burns after Paris Hilton dies in housefire
or how about:
Scientists baffled as thousands drop dead after witnessing Anna Nichol Smith’s funeral.
#4, the latest word is she left her rehab again. I guess withdrawals are a bitch.
Yup, Keven’s getting the kids
Yup, Kevin’s getting the kids,
Yup, Kevin’s getting the kids,
And a boatload of support to go with them.