Guess the Country
BRITISH women have the biggest breasts in Europe, a survey revealed yesterday.
The poll for bra maker Triumph found that only in this country did more than half the women need a D cup or larger.
Here’s the results chart:
Percentage of women wearing cup size: D C B A
UK 57 18 19 6
Denmark 50 19 24 7
Netherlands 36 27 29 8
Belgium 28 28 35 9
France 26 29 38 7
Sweden 24 30 33 14
Greece 23 28 40 9
Switzerland 19 24 43 14
Austria 11 27 51 10
Italy 10 21 68 1
We should send out some field testers to come up with our own numbers. Volunteers?
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Related Link: Triumph’s Tasteful Website featuring soft mood music
…And the worst teeth, parenting, leadership. Got to make up for it all somehow.
Boobs are overrated. Italy is at the bottom of the list despite the fact they have some of the most beautiful women in the world. I shall continue to be an ass man myself…
I’m pretty sure that British women are also the fattest in Europe — which would explain this, right?
Of the countries I’ve traveled in, in Europe, I just love the women in Italy. Specifically the young women that fill up the northern cities.
If I was a young single guy, that’s where I’d head!
Where does Spain fall on that list?
Has it come to this…cripes.
#5. If only we could find some Mac/Windows, evolution/creationism, DRM or Iraq War angle on the big boob story, we could hijack the whole thing …
It is taught in British history classes that King Henry VIII specifically called for the breeding of big breasted women in the early 1500s and that decree has paid dividends up until the present. It’s as good an explanation as any.
#3 – I’m pretty sure that British women are also the fattest in Europe — which would explain this, right?
whatever… Some guys have a mighty draconian definition of fat, too…
Me, I’ll take plush… Rubenesque… zoftig… plump… over the underfed waifs that pass as sexy these days.
All hail England, and the golden bucktoothed era of sexiness they are leading us into.
(thank the creator of your choice that the chefs are Italian)
Also – the dental thing is crap. Being a brit and moving to California – I’ve seen more bad teeth since moving to the states than I did in the UK.
Excuse me,
but cup size is something different then breast size – A lot of women just wear the wrong size bra. This survey doesn’t say a thing about breast size.
#8 whatever… Some guys have a mighty draconian definition of fat, too…
I’m just saying, if English women are the fattest, then that would explain why they have bigger breasts — rather than some sort of genetic explanation.
No insult to fat women intended. I, personally, have a very broad (excuse the pun) definition of beauty! Beautiful women come in all shapes, sizes, colors and ages.
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These people insulting the British, and British women in particular… It would be interesting to know where you all live.
If you are (as I suspect) from the states, may I politely suggest you take a look in the mirror.
Surely the fattest, unhealthiest nation on earth.
Also, how come your latest patsy is the only country on earth you can call a friend and ally?
And those of us that think a handful is enough now know to go to Switzerland & Austria…
It would have been interesting to see the corresponding statistics on:
1. The number of women who had breast augmentation.
2. The weight of these women.
I think the survey also shows how popular are implants across Europe. I say down with the implants, go for the real thing. People like organic vegies and free range chicken, why can’t they settle for real breasts?
Dutch women rule. Big, buxom and healthy… I LOOOOOVE dutch women!
I’m not a snob though. I’ll take a sampling from any country. There a nuggets to be mined everywhere.
17,
I think the Dutch women have better legs (all that cycling).
Wait, wait. Your source is “The SUN”.
Nice research source KB. AOh well, at least it allowed you to talk about boobs.
Wait, wati. That was the reason The SUN ran it in the first place.
With all the cable channels featuring British hostess hotties I have a new fetish…and now this!
I wonder if Travelocity saw a spike in price inquiries for tickets to London after this article was posted.
Too bad the Roaming Gnome can only look as high as someone’s kneecaps.
#9 – Cheers, my good man… Everyone knows the dental thing is a stereotype… You know… Like how all of us Americans are fat and lazy we drive SUVs down the driveway to get the mail and our fat kids run free at restaraunts with all you can eat buffets and we all suck at math and we all like to pretend we are cowboys and we hate poor people and vote to drop bombs on them…
Really dude… If all they say about you is you have bad teeth, just be cool with it. 🙂
(the no good English food thing is true though)
Too bad it doesn’t compensate for their lack of ass.
Brittish men also have some of the tastiest looking meats.
All this dental hygene is a load of crap,
fat=big knockers?> please… you clearly spending too much time here, oh..and since the piss taking has been aimed at the UK..you fail to remember your glorious nation is the fattest on earth, digg in cowboy.
No offence, but the UK bashing is getting annoying
To #9, the rotten teeth you see in California are probably from meth, not genetics. Anyway, I’m sticking to my story and blaming my trouble prone teeth on my Welsh forebears.
(the no good English food thing is true though)
Not.. exactly… we don’t have exciting food native to the UK though. It’s good.. but it’s basic farmers and working class grub. Tasty and designed to fill you up, not be a flavor fest.
However… the same applies to the US (name the US foods.. er… fried chicken, burgers, er…. jambalya?)
Like the UK the US uses and absorbs a lot of other influences and then eats those.
At least the UK produced what we know today as “Indian” food with that absorption – Chicken Tiki Masala was invented in Birmingham! 🙂
7. “It is taught in British history classes that King Henry VIII specifically called for the breeding of big breasted women in the early 1500s and that decree has paid dividends up until the present. It’s as good an explanation as any. ”
Sorry to be OT but speaking of Henry VIII, I saw his suit of armour in the Tower of London a few years back. Everything looked normal until I noticed 2 Oriental women pointing at his crotch and giggling. The part of his armour that protected the Kings Jewels was ENORMOUS!!!!
Any Brits like to clarify what thats about?
And by the way, I loved England, not London so much. Didnt actually see any Brits in London :). But the pubs were great.
This sounds very sexist, thats bad. (Swedish chicks rule)
They have the biggest cause they fat and sag. Fat Fat Fat cows. – thank you