And you’re telling me this was LAST night? Really?

Is there nothing our women won’t do for us? Seems that no matter how many orgasms you give them, if might not be enough if their emotional needs are not met during sex. Since it’s Valentines day (wasn’t there a massacre sometime in history that gave us this name?) I’m posting this in the interest of all those with female partners. Don’t try so hard. They’ll just push the task down the list.

“Whereas men, if they have trouble with sex, it’s a crisis. They run to the doctor and say ‘I need something for this.’ Women don’t do that. They just sort of stuff it down and push it further down on the list,” Clayton said.

What is mediocre sex? “It tends to be this feeling that they’re not satisfied and a lot of times that’s on an emotional level. They might have had an orgasm. But many women don’t feel like [an orgasm is] the end-all, be-all every time they have sex,” Clayton explained.

Now that it’s cleared up we can go back to groping for them in the dark (or kitchen for that matter) and finish up before they have a chance to think about the housework that needs doing. Of course, if you really want to please them, I guess you have to cuddle. Or something like that.