Girl Parts Mouse Pad: Almost As Good As The Real Thing – Gizmodo Without comment. Oh wait. Yes I have a comment: CRIPES!
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naw… he’s just keeping his hand warm.
Even if you could control the mouse with your tongue, exactly how are you supposed to see the screen with your face buried in the skirt?!
Criminy.
Dvorocontracriparian – somebody who objects to the profligation of the use of the word “Cripes” in Dvorak’s Blog.
Jeez. Or should I say G-spot?
I am the Anti-Cripes.
Thats ingenious
What’s really creepy is the size…that thing would fit a 10 year old.
Reminds me of that American Pie quote:
“What? You never ‘double-click your mouse?’ ”
😀
Unlike the naysayers, I think there is the nub, the germ, the seed of a good idea here.
Imagine a mouse with an anatomically correct scroll hole. If you don’t pleasure the g-spot, the screen doesn’t scroll. If you do something that “hurts” the screen goes blank for five weeks ^H^H^H^H^H minutes. After a few rebuffs, what a confidence booster this could be! Talk about on-the-job training!
We all come into this world as virgins. But given 18 hours a day of practice with such a putative device, there’s no need for a geek to exit in the same state.
When Doug Engelbart came up with his first prototype mouse so many years ago, I am sure that he must have thought, “surely some day this will be built into a woman’s skirt”.
What about the “guy parts” mouse pad… well, it wouldn’t be a “mouse” I suppose, sort of a joy stick configuration….
#7, you have some good points…. and many women may be appreciative of some well guided practice…
Adam and Eve would jump all over this. Probably enhance it with some sort of tickle nubs or something.
I’ll shut up before John C slaps me.
Its just a FIXED mouse pad cover…
It protects the surface from Dust…
Sad…
What is next? A joystick inside of a paid of jeans for gay men?
Eeew…
Don’t you guys have enough with the mice with the “scroll wheel” between the “buttons”?
Down here they call them mice with clits.
#4 — Hmm.. I like criminy..or is it cirmeny or what? I may try to re-introduce this old bromide too. I like it.
That is creepy on so many levels.
That is a brilliant idea.. should sell well.. but I like the ones that have “boobs” as wrist support.
Well; isn’t that pathetic. Although I’d suppose some might think it “cool”. But, it’s just pathetic.
Of course, sometimes my hands are cold ….
Includes a special mouse driver that makes the computer sob uncontrollably and holler at you for no reason for one week every month.
Does this include a furry mouse cover?
Does this work with any reliability for married men?
Don’t worry, if you use it at your office you can just turn it upside-down when the boss shows up and nobody will notice. Well, maybe you will… and the mouse may shut down completely and call you a perv.
Too expensive… gotta buy it dinner and flowers everyday for it to work reliably.
Thought I was getting one like that on ebay. But what arrived was a giant mens tidy whitys wrapped around a door mat.
So when you’re not using it, the mouse gives the skirt a bulge… Is this really meant for straight guys?
Its it multi-user?
If so, maybe you should use a baggie on your hand.