Kellogg’s — Yes, let’s train kids to eat Legos. Cripes!

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  1. Mark says:

    28.Johnny Flame on and the Invisible Kid costume for Halloween? That was comedy. Bass-O-Matic. Priceless.

  2. Scott K says:

    Unless your kid is very, very young (probably too young to be fed fruit snacks or play with Legos) then he is smart enough to discern fruit snack Legos and plastic toy Legos. No child old enough to be playing with real Legos is going to be sitting down building a pirate ship and thinking “gee, these look like those delicious fruit snacks I had, I’m just going to eat one of them right now”

    So unless you have a little dolt running around who can’t keep quarters out of his mouth ever since you got him those chocolate gold coins for easter, you shouldnt be too worried about giving them these snacks.

  3. Mr. Fusion says:

    So many favorites you guys mention, the Peppermint Fishing Hooks, candy cigarettes, Barney and Friends Home Tattoo Kit for Toddlers, …

    My favorite was the free chocolate flavored rat poison lumps the corner store used to give away to all the obnoxious kids. Tee hee.

    Another is the Home Pregnancy Test Kit by Fisher Price. Who could forget the memorable Catholic Priest Back Room Baptismal for Preteens.

  4. Bad Idea says:

    Next – Cheerio suppositories!

  5. al says:

    If you are afraid to give gummy legos to your kids, then (1) your kids are too young for legos (2) your kids are too stupid for legos or (3) you need to back off and give your poor emotionally smothered kid some space.

  6. Mr. Fusion says:

    #38, Or just not have kids.

  7. Cialis says:

    X5jyvQ Excellent article, I will take note. Many thanks for the story!


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