Women’s Tennis has Changed!

Serena Destroys Sharapova; Bryans Win Aussie Open Doubles — Anyone who loves sports has got to liven up with this story as American tennis superstar, who has fallen on hard times, entering a big tournament UNSEEDED, kicks the crap out of everyone and is apparently muttering profanities under her breath the whole way. You go girl.

Serena Williams’ two-week weight-loss plan came to fruition on Saturday when the oft-criticized American silenced her doubters with a comprehensive 6-1, 6-2 beating of rival Maria Sharapova for the Australian Open title.

Williams came out firing winners from the starting gun, and a shell-shocked Sharapova had no time to find her rhythm, glancing helplessly at her father and coach in the stands while the American dished out nothing but winners and deadly stares, with no love lost between the opponents.

At one point it looked like Sharapova could work her way into the match after hitting Williams on the bounce with an overhead early in the second set. An ESPN close-up showed Williams glaring at the Russian afterwards and apparently muttering “****king bitch,” with subsequent re-runs of Williams getting hit lacking the zoom close-up profanity. Afterwards Williams make a few unforced errors and Sharapova found her range with a couple winners, but the American then quickly put a stop to any semblance of a comeback from the Russian.

related links:
Serena Williams Homepage
Maria Sharapova Homepage


Must now ponder loss.



  1. Ballenger says:

    Anyone who is surprised by or gets mad over being hit by an overhead needs to go back to tennis camp. If you are a tour player and get hit by one playing singles, you deserved to be based on your last shot. That being said, some player just perform better when they are two blood pressure points from a cerebral hemorrhage. I hope this win doesn’t mean Serena let’s her fashion line take a backseat to tennis. In times like these American needs as many lines of designer clothing as possible.

  2. Curmudgen says:

    Yaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

  3. Colored Girl Talk says:

    I don’t believe she was muttering profanities, she was speaking fluent Ebonics.

  4. Billabong says:

    A most excellent picture do you have the video?


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