This is one of those gag gifts that just spew hilarity wherever it’s used. But who would imagine that it would need a warranty? Mailing back the unused portion would cost more than the original purchase price. I bet if Best Buy sold it you could get an extended warranty. Don’t want something like this failing you at a critical moment!
Anyone know of other odd things with equally odd warranties?
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I bet if Best Buy sold it you could get an extended warranty.
LOL!
how do we know that the dandruff IS fake? perahps its coming from the Head & Shoulders test lab…
I think the warranty merely guarantees that your friends will remember what a moron you are for a full year. That seems like a pretty safe bet 😉
LoL.
I wish they had this in the fake Anthrax version. With a 1 hour warranty.
#5: Oddly enough, I believe they use the same baggie and contents for Fake Anthrax, Fake Cocaine and Fake Talcum Power You Can Pretend Is Heroin. Just different labels.
#6, do they come in their own condoms?
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Someone will whip that out at a party and some idiot will snort it.
So where can I get some of this Fake Blow ™?
rofl – like the elephant in Meet the Feebles
#8 Someone will whip that out at a party and some idiot will snort it…
and claim that it’s the best shit he have ever had. Just want to see his face when he’s told that it’s actually shredded toe nails from China.