I have no idea what this guy was thinking, but cripes!
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FASTER FASTER…..
Hilarious.
It’s James Hill driving mommie’s car!
I remember when I was young, my mom was driving to the car wash and I was sitting in the passenger seat. As she slowly pulled up to align the wheels into the mechanism that pulled the car, I noticed she “accidentally” put the car in neutral. I thought I would do her a favor and put the car in park while she wasn’t looking. After many unpleasant sounds later, the attendant said it nearly blew out the car wash motor. Ever since then, that car wash tells people to get out, and they do it themselves. Moral of the story? Just get out of the car and let someone else handle it.
#3 Who is James Hill?
This is why driving should be a privilege and not a right.
That was awesome. Is your car ok, John? haha
The driver was distracted because:
Smoking a doob and the ember fell onto his lap. (yup, been there, done that)
Scooping the very last of the sauce with his chicken nugget. (but not while driving)
Wearing his sun glasses and couldn’t the steering wheel. (ya gotta remain cool even in the oil change)
Mixing some rye with his coke to enjoy with the wait. (a Mid Western boy)
WAS James Hill and no damn way would he go left. (sorry James, couldn’t resist)
Confused the steering wheel with the window winder. (must have been an older type person)
Couldn’t get the window open in order to hear what the tech was yelling. (A Republican, won’t listen to anyone anyway)
Insurance scam. (hoping to blame it on the oil change place)
Trying to get her make up on before that cute tech opened her door. (no additional comment)
The floor was slippery and the car just slipped over the guide rails. (gee, they do change oil here don’t they?)
There’s more than one dork involved here. Every quick change place I’ve ever used, keeps a grate over the pit until the vehicle is stopped and unnoccupied. Then they put the grate back before you drive out again.
(Then again, if there were a grate, an idiot that one would just be able to veer farther off course into the workbench or something.)
I can’t see the driver. It probably was a female.
10. She was probably on her iPhone sans hands free device.
11. Sorry Apple iPhone, or whatever.
It was probably just a case of DWO – Driving While Oriental. You can blindfold them with dental floss.
Yet another reason to put computers in the drivers seat. People suck at driving.
Bush was driving!
It was Steve Jobs trying to make a call on his iPhone while driving.
The driver as dense as he/she was, paid too much attention to the attendant who seems to be directing the car over to the wrong side, until its too, too late. Can you image this dude directing Jets on an Aircraft Carrier.
Like those Audi crashes in the 80’s the driver panicked and hit the gas and not the brake.
I never watch the attendant fully, I watch where the car is going and watch the attendant out of my periphery view.
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