Hazelton: Protecting our American (only) way of life for a better tomorrow. Cheers to you!
It is truly our honor to welcome you as a guest to our city today, in the most promising of times. We are sure that you will find this web site to be symbolic of our dedication to making every effort possible to ensure Hazleton realizes its fullest potential as a place unwelcoming to illegal foreign workers. We hope you will agree with us that Santa Claus is out of touch with mainstream American moral values, and has no place in a town such as ours.
May this web site serve as a signal to residents of our area that the City of Hazleton takes seriously its role in ensuring that our area competes on a global level in the 21st century. We must look beyond the City’s current financial obstacles, which will be overcome through hard work and dedication through time, and instead look forward to the bright future ahead for us all.
The first step taken will be one which signals to Santa that in Hazleton, there are no holidays for illegal aliens.
This city means business! Just read the text of the ‘Hazleton Alien Immigration Relief Act Ordinance.’ Seems pretty clear that Santa better have stayed out last night!
Despicable! These fascists never seem to surprise me. “Vhere ar yor paperz?”
It’s about time somone had the guts to stand up to the influx of illegals. I think this is a great idea, so much so that I’m going to contribute to the mayor’s re-election( I’m not a constituient, nor do I even live in the state.).
It’s a joke… http://tinyurl.com/usp4d
So, Norman J McSweyn, when did you decide to become a fascist?
It’s only a joke because who the hell would hire a mexican to play santa?
¡ Of course, they wouldn’t Erik !
I mean, EVERYONE knows that Santa only comes to americans, not Foreigners. They are, indeed, not worthy.
Besides, this is the season of celebrating the birth of Our Fair Complected, Blue Eyed Saviour or Prince of War as He came to be called.
No. Wait. That’s not what he came to be called.
oh,well
I would have liked to have seen the looks on kids’ faces as Santa was frog marched off!
I was also thinking of going to the local elementary schoolyard when they let the kids out, dressed as Santa. After a bit, fake a heart attack, and see the buggers looks on their faces!
I agree w/ #6 – who would have been fooled by this?
“Mommy, why does santa have a black beard”?