I think as soon as Uncle Dave returns to the United States — and Las Vegas — he should be assigned the task of providing quality digital images of this latest sighting of the Virgin Mary.
To the faithful, the Virgin Mary appears as an apparition on a retaining wall attached to Freddy Montero’s garage.
“As soon as you walk up to it, you can feel her presence,” visitor Stacy Veloz said as she stood in the Monteros’ driveway and admired the image, half-hidden behind scrub brush at the edge of a red rock yard.
Holy images that appear in mundane forms, such as on a grilled cheese sandwich or the side of someone’s garage, must be formally investigated before the Catholic Church will offer any official endorsement, said the Rev. Bob Stoeckig, a Las Vegas Diocese official and pastor at St. Joseph, Husband of Mary Church in Las Vegas.
Freddy Montero decided the pattern was really dried salt residue from a long-gone sprinkler. He said he doesn’t care to look at it anymore.
Just another addition to our “Xmas Miracle” stories.
The Virgin Mary first realized that her calming presence in Vegas was needed when Uncle Dave moved there, but she didn’t go right away. When the latest shenanigans with Miss Nevada came to media attention (the Blessed Mother does read, you know), she decided that her visit should be a top priority. We only hope that she isn’t too late. She has to plan her Son’s birthday party, so she doesn’t have a lot of time.
And even the Virgin Mary says “Happy Holidays!”
Hmmmm… That location looks kinda familiar. I think it was the night I was drinking heavily, we were headed home and I said we HAD to pull over so I could take a piss and… Uh, oh…
..must be formally investigated before the Catholic Church will offer any official endorsement, said the Rev. Bob Stoeckig..”
Yes folks, the Catholic Church provides this research for $250 per incident. Cash only please.
Looks more like a bottle of extra virgin olive oil to me. Or maybe a bottle of pancake syrup. 🙂
I was thinking last night when I was previewing this post that it looked exactly like the Microsoft Office office assistant paper clip.
(Just what I need in my garage, too, that damn paper clip asking if I’d like a tutorial on how to use a hammer.)
KB,
LOL. Clippy: “It looks like you are working on a construction project, would you like some help?”
I’ll believe it when she appears on a grilled cheese from the kitchen of a Luthern, whose name is Chip Huntly.
#2, I’ll buy it. That stain looks to be at least a two beer stop.
That Virgin Mary shows up everywhere. What a whore.
Looks like someone pissed on the wall and stained it.
And this teaches us that beer is holy 😉