Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Children watched in horror as a Santa Claus collapsed and died as he handed out presents at a Christmas party on Sunday.

“One wee kid said ‘how are we going to get our presents next week if Father Christmas is ill?’ – they didn’t understand what had happened.”

“The kids saw him getting taken away,” he told the Courier newspaper. “They knew something was wrong with Santa Claus as he went away with the two guys, but they didn’t see anything further.

“It has been quite a shock for everybody, but my view is that he was there thoroughly enjoying himself when he was struck down.” [emphasis added]

This should be a real help for Christian evangelism during the holidays. Santa Claus had been a boil on the neck of Jesus for too long! It’s another Christmas miracle!!