Festivus Poles in 100% Aluminum — Made in Milwaukee — Next year for sure. This will eventually be bigger than Kwanza.
6 foot floor model: $38 plus shipping
2 foot 8 inch table top model: $30 plus shipping
Also available with a copy of Allen Salkin’s hilarious book, Festivus, A Holiday For The Rest of Us.
Festivus Pole:Aluminum, Extruded Alloy 6063-T6
Finish: Mill, As Fabricated (see note below)
1-1/2″ Schedule 40 Pipe Size (1.900″ diameter with a .140″ wall)
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Well, I don’t get it. It reminds of a few things, none of which reminds me of Xmas.
With 10 below temperatures, what, the whole family goes outside and sticks their tongues to it, for a collective family tongue-stuck reunion?
Je donne ma langue aux chats
OK, contest! Name something smaller than Kwanzaa. Hee!
Actually I can’t really imagine this catching on as anything more than a fad. But Who knows.
South Park has too much of an influence on American culture.
I love it.
#3 South Park? now i thought Festivus was from Seinfeld, but maybe I’m crazy
Why should i care about this? It’s not even cool
#4, you are right. George’s father celebrated Festivus (much to George’s embarrassment).
It’s the holiday for the restofus…
Taking a line from The Breakfast Club: “Wow…that really pumps my nads.”
For those who are ignorant of our culture, here’s a link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
Happy Festivus, bitches!
PS, Festivus falls on a Saturday this year, so feel free to take your public holiday on Friday (today).
Wouldn’t they sell more of these if the picture showed a scantily clad young lass twirling around the pole?
http://www.shopinprivate.com/yoveownstpo.html
This thing aint even a 1/4″ thick wall…
This will break the first kid that wants to SWING on it.
Here are the directions to build one of these yourself
http://www.instructables.com/id/E5CRUV435XES9J6ALF/
Also, it seems to address the issues that ECA had with the store bought model.
save a post.. for xmas
#7, Festivus for the restovus.
That has a nice ring to it. 😉
John,
I just tried to look up the Shuttle landing site in White Sands, New Mexico, but Google Earth has put a large fake white out cloud over it. But The White House is crystal clear. What is the sense of that?
Here is Dvoraks chance to break, breaking news!!!
http://pageoneq.com/news/2006/sbc122006.html
Another gay pastor scandal!!! This time its gay sex with children!
16,
You really want a better target…I’d settle for DC.
13,
IF I really needed a pole, I would get a 2″ cast iron one cheaper..
Buff it up, Wax it to death, and set it up.
I say, put up your Festivus Pole with a Menorra on top of it and hang a Christmas Wreath from it. And where do you put it? Why, right next to your Nativity scene of course. (Don’t forget to make sure you put a Santa in the Nativity scene right next to the Wise Men also.)
We have a Festivus Pole in our office… I LOVE IT….
We all joke about “the airing of the gievances” all through the holiday season.
We never seem to get to the feats of strenght … too bad.
Peas on earth!
Happy HannaChristaKwansaRamadas!
LOL – Don’t know how I got South Park crossed up with Seinfeld in my head.
Nevertheless, after Richard’s recent outburst, it’s now..
“Festivus for the racist-in-us.”
Merry Christmas everyone.
If this catches on the poles will soon be made in China, retail for $29.95 and sell at Wallmart for $29.93. How soon will it take before “Happy Festivus” is replaced by “Happy X-vus”. The Baltimore Ravens are also trying to hijack this “Tradtional Holiday”.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16287960/
When will we see the Rankin/Bass televison special “Pauly the Red Festivus Pole”