The Vatican may be the world’s smallest state, but it is thinking of mustering a soccer team that could compete with the world’s best, according to Secretary of State Tarcisio Bertone.
“I don’t rule out that in the future the Vatican could form a top soccer team of the level of Inter, Roma,” and other Serie A sides, Bertone was reported as saying in the Italian media.
The number two to Pope Benedict, a well-known soccer fan, recently said the Holy See could form “a magnificent team” by drawing on the hundreds of Brazilian students at its pontifical universities around the world.
Hey, the Pope has more money at hand than either Roman Abramovitz or Sheikh Mohammed. He could buy a hell of a team. “Heck” of a team?
Coach: “Win this one for Jesus or you’re going to hell!”
Team: “But were playing the Protestants and their undefeated!”
Coach: “Well I guess you’re going to have to stab them then aren’t you?”
One small step for Christianity, one giant leap toward apocalypse.
When I go to church and give money, I don’t do it for a soccer team! come on!
The Vatican Lions? Maybe not….
Great Tide commerical, though – the Vatican Lions against the Tennessee KKK. Tough on stains, yet keeps dresses and hoods white and soft for evening special events.
The Catholitic Converters!
The Holy Roman Rollers!
The Christian Soldiers!
El Conquistadors!
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No one expects … wait for it … THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
The Crusades
#9 – Oops… missed an “r”…
The Crusaders
The Fighting Pedophiles, Wheeeeeeeeee!
Sorry \cynisim off
Hope the Pope trades in those red Prada shoes he wears for some good footy shoes.
How long until the story about sexual abuse in the Vatican lockerrooms comes out?
See that…..Vatican fed up with baseball and football!!! The big yin wants to watch great soccer games!!!