Wonder why she’s smiling??
Deadly ‘iku iku byo’ reaches a climax – MSN-Mainichi Daily News — Apparently this “iku iku byo” (aka the cum-cum disease) is becoming a worldwide phenomenon although the entire story may be bogus since you’d think it would get more play in big media. Do bloggers have to do everything!
One woman reportedly has 300 orgasms in a day. No wonder the Japanese prefer to keep their women out of the workplace.
Growing numbers of Japanese women are afflicted with an illness that gives them orgasms virtually 24 hours a day. And with suggestions that it could be deadly, the women hardly know whether they’re coming or going, according to Shukan Post (11/24).
“If a guy simply taps me on the shoulder, I just swoon. Even when I go to the toilet, my body reacts. I’m a little bit scared of myself,” one woman sufferer tells Shukan Post.
Another adds: “When I got on the train one day, I could feel blood gushing toward a certain part of my body and it felt so good I almost let out a moan. It was sheer murder when everybody got pushed into the carriage.”
Yet another woman has her say.
“Even the vibration of my mobile phone is enough to set me off,” she says. “My friend said there’s something called Iku Iku byo (Cum Cum Disease). I guess I’ve got that.”
What may be afflicting these women, the best-selling weekly says, is an ailment called persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS).
found by John “Sleuth” Ligums
What’s her number?
I think I could help this woman – my wife says I cured her of having an orgasm.
I’ve actually met some hookers who have had that “problem”. One told me that even guy who have no talent at all can get her off and she doesn’t like that because she thinks she’s giving bad lovers the wrong feedback.
Oh! The horror!
YAAAHOOO
John,
What’s with all of the sex related posts from you recently? Are you becoming the proverbial dirty old man?
Ewwwwww……
woot!
How did you manage to make word press and this blog in general so hideous? It is painful to even read this.
Also when i click the RSS feed links i am brought to a page with only the title and not the blog post. Maybe its just me but perhaps there is some technical issue there.
I am a huge fan of Twit and Cranky Geeks so i am not trying to be offensive here but cmon man this site is brutal.
Just some constructive criticism though, keep up the good work.
I was going to refer to Pekuliar`s comment here, but Rob beat me to it. (no pun intended)
7: I get links and a one-sentence teaser in FF; think I have the XML plugin installed, though. I’ll vouch for the fact that something is wonky with this copy of wordpress, however — it should be using RSS 1.0. I think maybe it’s the result of a plug-in of some kind.
Not sure what the fix is; have no idea what’s on this server.
and how is this deadly?
And if it is, why? Why can’t we get just one cool thing that we all like and enjoy that doesn’t fricken kill us?
5 What’s with all of the sex related posts from you recently?
Jeez, he gets bashed for too many “liberal” posts, and now for too many “sexually-related” posts…
Its called Dvorak Uncensored… not Dvorak Unbiased, or Dvorak Unoffensive..
Where was I…? Oh yeah
Is this what happens when women eat a lot of sashimi and tofu, while being simultaneously bombarded by RF from cell phones?
ECA? Can you help me out, here?
Hey, women asked to be empowered. This is what they get for being greedy.
Also, I think all of the sex posts balance out the liberal posts. This blog is at its best when covering a wide variety of topics.
Finally, somewhere all that money held back from stem cell research can be applied without offending fundamentalist, finding a cure for hyper-gasms.
That would be nice however the body would become dehydrated fast and the receptor’s in the medulla would go haywire, eventually she will
become exhausted and have heart failure. F ing dead
Sigh.
12,
Yes I can help you out…
Door at the end of the hall, turn right…
Can I have the MALE version of this, PLEASE
I think I have the male version of this. It started with taking certain illegal drugs, I believe. It’s pretty bad. My friends tell me I look 60. I’m really 75. Do you know how embarrassing it is to look like a drooling baby of 60?
OLd joke…
If I could suck my OWN, i wouldnt NEED a women…
Wow…I want to go to Japan RIGHT now.
He he he…let me ‘help’ you,girls.