Silicone Cleavage Bounces Back

Women in the United States may soon have open access once again to silicone breast implants, which were taken off the market in 1992 because of safety concerns.

Canadian regulators cleared the implants for sale and implantation in October. Silicone implant makers — as well as many women who believe silicone implants look and feel more natural than alternatives such as saline bags — expect the Food and Drug Administration will soon follow in Canada’s footsteps.
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Many women (and men) believe that silicone implants feel more natural. At the Plastic Surgery conference in September in San Francisco, implant makers displayed their wares in the conference’s exhibition hall. To this reporter, the saline implant felt like a water balloon. The silicone implants displayed in the exhibit hall felt like a gel — a bit denser than hair gel.

To show the artificial breast’s ability to remain intact when damaged, one implant was sliced open. The gel did not run out. It was sticky to touch but stayed in place.



  1. rctaylor says:

    Is it just me, or does something needs to be adjusting in the photo?

  2. Jimbo says:

    Not from experience or anything, but wouldn’t real things feel more natural? And cheaper, leaving no scar?

  3. Gary Marks says:

    Do women like Pamela Anderson get a discount on their car insurance because of their increased protection in a frontal collision? I think insurance agents could use this type of discount as an excuse to ask, “Are those things real?” 😉

    I agree with #2 pedro, though — nearly always overdone

  4. BobH says:

    Human female breast size obsession is one of the stranger phenomenon on the planet. A plastic surgeon friend shared the shocker that women are more motivated to seek enlargement to impress other women than to inspire awe in men.

    The amusing aspect: as long as there’s an area of the appropriate nerve endings; erotica arousal is very likely with a modicum of gentle attention. A clitoris will never be confused with a D Cup, but softly nurse that diminutive destination for a few minutes if you desire a delightful reaction. For that matter, speculation might be that anyone who demands massive mammary glands in a lover has some issues left over from childhood.

    Men can take heart as well. Most women learned long ago the measure of an accomplished man is not how much he resembles a horse. A discreet survey will consistently reveal a lady prefers to be tickled than bored.

  5. James Hill says:

    Thank God this story got out ahead of the election.

  6. Angel H. Wong says:

    It’s a much better Dual core 😉

  7. RBG says:

    “To this reporter, the saline implant felt like a water balloon.”

    Wow. I want that guy’s job.

    RBG

  8. Mr. H. Fusion says:

    What’s wrong with saline? It sounds so much better then silicone does. Just try singing:
    saline saline,
    over the ocean blue

    vs

    silicone silicone,
    over the ocean []one.

    Add your own rhyme to silicone, and even then you see how it doesn’t roll off of the tongue.

    Face it, saline just feels better then silicone.

  9. Michael says:

    #1, Yes. Apparently the guy in this photo has never actually seen a naked woman. The boobs are upsidedown.

  10. James Hill says:

    #7 – Can you spell green card, beaner?

    Owned.

  11. Ballenger says:

    On 12, that or he has a fixation with the trampoline segments from The Man Show. Not that, that’s a bad thing.

  12. Anna :) says:

    GOD… you guys are a bunch of IDIOTS!!! i don’t even know what you guys are even talking about any more your sapose to be talking about BOOBIES k? NOT the simpsons NOT beaners NOT the freekin man show and NOT SAT scores, BOOBS!!!

    i for one like the look and shape of silicone a lot better when i turn 18 i’m getting some!

    and saline if it pops it could leak out in to other un-wanted parts of your body

  13. jimbo says:

    #16

    you shouldn’t be on this site if you can’t even spell


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