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A man’s life: Half a year ogling women

A British male on average gives up six months of his life span ogling women, starting with her breasts and working down to her legs, says a survey.

The arithmetic is based on a target rate of eight different girls per day with an eyeing time of two minutes per girl, reports Sky News, citing the survey by the eyeglasses firm of BuySpecs4less.co.uk.

The report said girls too ogle but are not as prolific as the blokes. Their total is just one month of their life span, based on eyeing two men a day for 90 seconds each.

The survey also said the male anatomy most girls stare are the eyes, with the butt taking the second place.

The survey said more than 50 percent of the men questioned saw nothing wrong in ogling but a third said they had been caught in the act.

Strangely, some women don’t like to be ogled.



  1. Jägermeister says:

    That’s four minutes of my life I won’t get back. Thanks Uncle Dave…

  2. ChrisMac says:

    “I find myself superimposing my kid on those teenagers’ bodies and I get creeped out.”

    there’s the nut shell…

  3. Angel H. Wong says:

    I don’t get it.

    Some “decent” women dress like whores and walk down the street and they don’t want to be ogled at???

  4. Timothy Post says:

    John,

    Why are you blogging about such stupid shit. It’s beneath you. Stick to the intelligent thoughts, you’ve got enough of them for 5 blogs.

    I love listenign to you on TWIT. Sorry it’ll be two weeks before the next one comes out.

  5. Uncle Dave says:

    #5: If you’ll notice it wasn’t John who posted this stupid shit.

  6. tallwookie says:

    yeah #5 – theres been a lot more stupider shit posted here…

    I start at the tits, myself.

  7. andrew says:

    i start at the stomach, go down to the legs, then up to the boobs, then just go up and down

  8. Miguel says:

    I like the photos posted on this blog. Could this kind of photos have a larger version, say, one that would print well on an A3 printer? It’s for a research project of mine.

  9. rctaylor says:

    For years I wondered why many women seem to have a fascination with the well developed male backside. It was pointed out to me by a Psychologist that the gluteual muscle groups are used in pelvic thrusting.

  10. Jetfire says:

    If I hit my Six months ogling time does that mean I’m dead?

  11. Rich says:

    Six months? That’s conservative. Throughout my day I’m always on the lookout for lovely examples of the fairer sex. It gets “real-time” status on my system with full interrupt priveleges. You have to be subtle about it, though. No staring! Every woman I see is evaluated at a glance. I can’t help myself. It’s biological!

  12. Smith says:

    “with an eyeing time of two minutes per girl.”

    Two minutes? Two seconds from the corner of your eye is closer to the truth. Didn’t they survey anyone with a wife?

  13. 888 says:

    Why blog about such stupid studies, John?
    And I really hope this study wasn’t funded with public monies!

    Men love women (sans gays ofcoz), whats there to study LOL.
    The more attractive the woman, the longer the “eyeing time” (I can give you free math formula with square root of male eyeing time times beauty rating of female lol).
    Those who organized such study were either gay (if they expected any different results) or just bunch of yet another assholes wasting someone else’s money… Any info on how much they were paid for organizing and conducting this idiocy? I bet the “director of research” had 6 or 7 digit paycheck(s) 🙂


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