There are some stories that simply make a grown man cry, and this is one of them. Can’t somebody — anybody! — please help this poor, unfortunate out of the hell she must endure?
JESSICA SIMPSON fears she’ll grow old and lonely because potential suitors are put off by her celebrity status.
The star has been being linked to a number of men including JOHNNY KNOXVILLE and JOHN MAYER since her divorce from ex-hubby NICK LACHEY in June – however Jessica denied both stories.
Jessica says: “My fear is that I won’t ever date anybody, because they’ll think I’m going to ruin their career.
“That they’ll be on the cover of every magazine and it will automatically take away their credibility, to be bluntly honest with you.”
Then to add insult to injury…
Jessica is ‘sexually frustrated’
JESSICA SIMPSON is having sleepless nights – because she is sexually frustrated.
The Dukes Of Hazzard star, who split with hubby Nick Lachey earlier this year, is suffering with insomnia because she is in desperate need of ‘some action’.
She told US chat show host Jay Leno: “I cannot fall asleep. I end up laying on the floor until I fall asleep.
“I start thinking about what I wanna dream about.
She added: “I’m a little sexually frustrated right now, so if you tell yourself what you’re gonna dream about then you can have a really great night.”
Can’t you just feel her hunger, her pain?
Anyone willing to take one for the team?
She’s still kind of young, and was domineered by her family to success, so I’m willing to give her a break on this one.
Honestly, it is a conundrum in her life… how does she maintain her status and paycheck in this culture (while getting older, and having relatively little talent) with the desire to have a domestic (and sex) life approaching normality (possibly with a non-celeb person). Many celebs can’t and wind up having relationships with other celebs, which seem not to last.
I know she can take her millions and retire to Branson, but I’ll allow her this one whining episode, as lots of us would like it “all”.
I’d hit it!
Is it poetic justice or simply Irony. Remember this is the girl who had to be a virgin on her wedding night. (seems normal to me!?!)
I’ve been expecting this melt down for a long time…Little Miss perfect isn’t so.
I’m with Lou on this one.
2 Many celebs can’t and wind up having relationships with other celebs, which seem not to last.
And she appears to want, or at least expect, any relationship to be with another celeb:
“My fear is that I won’t ever date anybody, because they’ll think I’m going to ruin their career.
“That they’ll be on the cover of every magazine and it will automatically take away their credibility, to be bluntly honest with you.”
Who is she referring to, Mr. Spears?? 😉
Reminds me of a local radio DJ introducing a Jay-Z song by saying “I won’t even tell you his name. All you need to know is: He’s the guy who’s banging Beyoncé “.
Classy, eh?
anywho…
Her world is so much different from mine, that we might as well be on different planets:
Family showbiz pressure… [okay, maybe not in the Michael Jackson league – but still…]
Having the first couple years of her marriage televised as a “reality” show?
You have an agent and a publicist… and no question in your mind that you need them…
*sigh* Well, I guess I’ll just have to help her out, then…
Does anyone have her phone number?
If she could work what she’s got a little better than thing might pick up for her, but she just doesn’t get it.
sooo. does she have herpes? or is she just a celebrity
Just a reminder, wealthy, beautiful and rich celebrities has committed suicide with seemingly the world at their feet. It’s no guarantee for happiness.
Maybe you can find her on MySpace:
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-10/27/content_5256317.htm?
I can definately identify with Jessica in the sex needy department. Unfortunately, this department is only open when I’m in heat, and at that time almost any woman will do. But take away the desire for sex and what’s left? If I’m well taken care of sexually, the next thing I look for in a woman is someone interesting, funny and bubbly. Why do you think I always revert to sex? It is very difficult to find that in a woman today. Aside from sex, Jessica has nothing else that would make me turn on to her.
My violin is awash with my tears…
So Commiserateth The Ghoti
what, are there no DILDOs up to her taste? :O