Sorry. Can’t narrow down captions to just one for this.
Oh, yeah. Given his last fights, there’s no doubt who would win this. Instead of biting off a chunk of ear (like he did to Holyfield), he might gum an earring.
Tyson Returning to Ring; May Fight Women
Mike Tyson said fans should not expect much of a fight when he steps back into the ring.
But the 40-year-old former heavyweight champ promised an entertaining show Friday night when he launches the “Mike Tyson’s World Tour” in Youngstown.
At a news conference at an Italian restaurant, Tyson said he would likely go just four rounds and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe.
That’s not Ann Wolfe. She’s not as pretty as the woman in that picture. But I bet she could knock either of their lights out.
Oh really ? I thought the picture showed two people rescuing the third from an experience with a lightbulb socket ?? Then again, it’s nearly Halloween so, let your imagination loose !!
Well, if he fights the guy? that he has his arm around, there is no chance Mike will bite the nose off anyway.
Gads…soooo true !!! roflmao !!!
Fighting women?
Has he gone Andy Kaufman on us?
J/P=?
#1….thats no woman in that picture…..or not offically anyway.
Tyson will lose…..he’s not used to woman that fight back.