We hope this story doesn’t give the police any ideas. Then again…

Black Furry Handcuffs and Silver Leg Irons for Sex Shop Robbery

STONE MOUNTAIN, Georgia. Three thieves robbed a suburban Atlanta sex shop early Wednesday after tying up employees with silver leg irons and black fur handcuffs taken from the store shelves, police said.

DeKalb County police were still looking for the suspects accused of robbing the Starship Enterprise adult novelty store in DeKalb County around 1:20 a.m.

The clerk was handcuffed to a sink using a pair of silver leg irons from the store, and the assistant manager was bound with a pair of black fur cuffs.

Cripes!



  1. Miguel says:

    Sounds like the starting plot for a porno flick! LOL!

  2. Ballenger says:

    A Stone Mountain, GA adult toy store… That sounds like THE place to go for camo thongs, a Daisy Dukes inflatable, a DVD of “Debbie Does Bubba” or maybe a banana hammock speedo embroidered with a likeness of Nathan Bedford Forrest.

  3. BgScryAnml says:

    Star Trek Enterprise adult novelty store…
    Star Trek Enterprise adult novelty store???
    Star Trek Enterprise adult novelty store!!!

    Don’t think I viewed that episode. However there was the 2004 story regarding Jeri Ryan’s husband, Illinois Republican U.S. Senate candidate Jack Ryan.

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/22/ryan.divorce/

    Perhaps Mark Foley and Jack Ryan have a future together..


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