Macon Telegraph | 09/19/2006 | Police investigating ‘bizarre’ foot kissing incident at Perry Wal-mart — Gak! This should more than amuse a few of our overseas readers.

About 5 p.m. at the Perry Wal-mart at 1109 St. Patrick’s Drive, an 80-year-old female shopper stumbled upon the man who was sitting in the floor of a store aisle that houses curtains, Perry Police Capt. Heath Dykes said.

The woman apologized for stepping on the man’s fingers, Dykes said. The man then said he was participating in a religious ritual and asked for her help, Dykes said.

The woman, now alarmed, complied with the man’s instructions, Dykes said. The man had the woman stand on his hands and then spit, Dykes said. The man also began to lick the woman’s feet, Dykes said.

Jesse James, a loss prevention officer for Wal-mart, walked up on the strange scene -recognizing the man from a photo from the Americus Wal-mart warning about the man for similar incidents there, Dykes said.

The theft prevention officer confronted the man, who told him that he was performing a religious ritual and then the man fled, Dykes said.



  1. Walmart gets the mosdt interesting customers. You wil never see something like this in Victoria’s Secret

  2. moss says:

    Uh, Richard — you’ve obviously never lurked in a Victoria’s Secret store.

  3. James Hill says:

    Interesting fake names in that story…

  4. Ballenger says:

    Guess you really can find everything at Wal-mart. For anyone who doesn’t have a mental picture of what Perry, GA is like, think Mayberry on an Interstate. I only hope Nancy Grace doesn’t find out about this. Perry is about 30 miles from her hometown. That would justify a live remote with satellite recon photos, commentary from consulting psychologists and interviews with 300 other Wal-mart shoppers conjecturing about how they would have handled this milestone event in Western Civilization.

  5. Ah Moss, you and I must travel thier one day for reseach purposes.

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  7. 0113addiv says:

    I used to work in a department store where the top mirrors in the men’s fitting room were equiped as two way mirrors. Behind, security or someone who were buddies with them (me :-)) could look at what was going on. On several occasions, f*gs would liason in the room and get kinky stuff going. You see everything in new york city. I’m not sure about the ladie’s fitting room. They never let me see from behind.

  8. Oh thats real refreshing to know. Thanks for the info

  9. Curmudgen says:

    # 2 Ah Moss, you and I must travel thier one day for reseach purposes.

    Click on his name and you will see why he never had the need for additional research!!

  10. Jägermeister says:

    #2, #5

    You might end up with crushed fingers after a day of “research”… 😉


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