Us DU editors can only wish we could be half as stylish while working on blog entries as John in his new ensamble of halfsuit and red Hawaiian shorts with matching Oxford flip flops.

Halfsuit for boxer-wearing telecommuters

The Businessbib allows you to look perfectly put-together in a fraction of the time it takes to boot your computer. You can work from home in your underwear while presenting a polished appearance to the people that matter most. Using a simple abbreviated design of the traditional business suit eliminates the time and effort that goes into primping for more formal meetings. It frees your time and allows you to continue uninterrupted with your casual lifestyle.

In a word, the Businessbib is a halfsuit. Each sturdily stitched ensemble is stylishly appointed and hand made from recycled materials. No two Businessbibs are the same. In fact, each one is christened with it’s own name based on it’s overall aesthetic. With its split back Velcro-sealed design, the short-sleeved Businessbib can easily be worn and removed with comfort and ease. Just slip it on over your tee shirt and shorts- no one will ever be the wiser. Appearing to others in your video domain to be fully prepared for the business at hand with little to no preparation may soon be considered the most important freedom of all.

And for when John wants to play up his fun side, he sports the Tomylin Pettison.

You’re an indoorsman and you own it.

Late nights. Take out. You know the drill. With that in mind, consider showboating the Tomylin Pettison during your next video conference, but please have the desire to make a difference.

Watch as the awkward pauses evaporate as you hold the reigns and run the show. With fashion, it’s been said, “one day you’re in, the next you’re out”. Let’s keep it simple and stay in.