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By Uncle Dave Thursday September 21, 2006
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He’s right about talking. In a restaurant one time, a guy started up a conversation with me which kind of freaked me out. Being nice and keeping an open mind I returned his friendly “hello”. Found out that he was not from NYC and was just visiting, but our encounter felt extremely wierd. Amazingly, the ladies’ room is different. When my sister told me last year that women talk all the time in the bathroom, even between stalls when they are both sitting, I almost fell to the ground. You can’t beat the literature, however, in the men’s room. Some of the sexual pictures inked up with a Sharpie can get pretty funny. Oh, and I also ran into three guys serving it up with groans in a stall while two others outside looking in on the action were masturbating discreetely. Hmm… I also passed out once in a disco club toilet after having drank too much. A kick-smashing security guard bust opened the stall door at 4 a.m. after I didn’t respond that the club was closed. All I remember after that was that he helped me into a cab and somehow, miracuously, I woke up 18 hours later in my bed with no recollection of how I got there. Oh, and that one time on the highway rest area where the ladies room was closed and they came into the men’s to take care of their emergencies. That was interesting.
If watching this video makes you concerned that your actions may bring down society as we know it, you can practice proper bathroom etiquitte by playing The Urinal Game (http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html).
Would you guys shut up!?! I’m trying to piss over here!
I laughed at the video but I’m saddened to know there are millions out there who would take it seriously. Not to say hello to a friend encountered in the rest room seems rude to me and you all can just get over your little dick problems. Nobody cares. Nobody wants to look at your wienie, not even your girl friend.
Of course, I don’t live in New York City and I don’t loiter in rest rooms either, but I think you should take a lesson from the women. Everybody knows it’s a place for the public to eliminate waste and it isn’t shameful.
The only words I dread in a men’s rest room are “Nice dick!”
Hilarious video.Good find.
I loved the video. It’s really funny.
When you piss next to SPINACH it doesnt talk back, all hail our new SPINACH piss overlords.
I love the Web!
How else would we all learn!
To hell with going to Mars, more videos like this.
Great sim based video, love the naration style, very “magnolia”
One of the best comedy sketchs from tv years ago was based at the urinal
the comedy sketch link didn’t work in my post above
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFJxF9UEJuA