I had no idea how horrific and common these alien abductions have become. The folks at Cowabduction.com feel the cow’s and their owner’s pain and want to help. Watch the video and see how you can help protect our bovine friends with things like antlers to disguise them and grass costumes to hide them. Build a Cow Crow for your friendly neighborhood dairy farmer to scare off those flocks of aliens. Do it for the cows!
From the site’s faq:
Q: Where are the abductions happening the most?
A: The cow abductions seem to be the most concentrated in California. One theory may suggest that the milk in California is particularly creamy and delicious. There are at this time, however, reports of cow abductions in at least 27 other states, and even scattered reports of missing cattle in Europe and Russia.Q: Has anyone considered that the cows may well be in cahoots with the aliens? That whole docile, grass-chewing persona they’ve adopted would act as a perfect cover for tracking our every move.
A: Thank you for your concern, but the idea that our beloved milk cows would turn traitorous conspirators is highly objectionable. Our cows are the victims here, as well as those of us who have had to go without their milk.
All I can say is… Mooo!
I think this may is just one of those “fake” site for the California dairy farmers Association or whatever its called.
I think the cows, just go POP!!
They are probably eating them. The high cholesterol will eventually kill them if they persist.
I don’t know why people take drugs…..when reality is so much funnier and weird.