On a beach a few miles north of Detroit…
I’m assuming the drink on the table is not diet.
And here we have the best looking chicks on the beach. I didn’t say they were good looking, only the best looking. There’s a difference. See above for proof.
The latest trend in beachwear for men: A long sleeve dress shirt! Note that even his cuffs are buttoned. But at least he took off his tie.
And in case anyone thinks the old guy was about to baptize someone, here’s proof he was actually playing Frisbee!
I’m living in the West Suburbs of Chicago, but it seems like I don’t get out that much to the beach to see all the “best looking chicks” …
This post is hilarious! I love the witty comments about the old guy playing frisbe and his shirt.
Thanks for making me laugh!
I would go to a beach but I am afraid that Save the Whales would try to rescue me. Har har.
that hat is unlucky enough.. but i bet it would trades places with the speedo
oh.. and what the hell is that in his hand?
Oh thank you!! I’m feeling soooo slim. LOL
So the whole point of this post is to make fun of unattractive people at a beach? Sorry, I forgot you have to be sexy to go to a beach.
I don’t believe there were no attractive people at the beach that day. They just were not featured in this article because that would undermine the point.
And it’s true that MIchigan is not known for its beaches. That’s not because they don’t have good beaches (The Great Lakes have some of the most beautiful beaches in the world), it’s because unlike some states (Hawaii comes to mind) they have more to offer the world than just a sunny vacation spot.
I usually enjoy this blog, but posts like this are just pointless and arrogant.
The cameraman should have gone to the Lake Michigan side of the state and snapped some pics in Grand Haven. Only beautiful people are allowed there.
“(Don’t go out much, do you?)”
You’ve never been there, have you?