Are you going to cuff me, officer?
Two British police officers have been arrested by colleagues on suspicion of stealing candy from the staff confectionery shop.
An investigation was launched after “a significant stock loss” from the sweetshop at Hailsham Police Station in southern England, Sussex Police said Friday.
The shop operates by officers helping themselves to the candy and drinks before leaving money in a tin.
The force said replacement officers have been drafted in to ensure a normal policing service.
What passes for “normal” at this police station?
I’m confused. What kind of “candy” were they taking?
They were stealing Stripper Dust. It is kind of like Pixie Sticks, but costs $40 for three songs.
There wasn’t really any reason to post this, was there, except you couldn’t resist the titilating tabloid headline.