This story kinda speaks for itself.

Rush Limbaugh, sex tourist?

As Melissa noted earlier in PEEK, from a CBS story: “Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.”

He was reportedly returning from the Dominican Republic at the time which, as Terrance Heath notes, leaves a big, gaping hole in the story.

    What was Rush doing in the Dominican Republic? Why was he returning from a country known for its thriving sex trade, with a bottle of Viagra that didn’t have his name on it?


  1. god says:

    He left it behind the last time he was there with Abramoff.

  2. Sounds The Alarm says:

    You think Rush is a Top or Bottom?

  3. Matthew says:

    He’s still trying to prove a point that Hilary’s health care proposal really doesn’t work.

  4. Max Bell says:

    GMTA.
    (This needs a preview button…)

  5. syngensmyth says:

    What’s in your closet, Uncle Dave?

  6. Dave has shoes in his closet from what I hear.

  7. god says:

    Oh, I thought christians and neo-cons invented “perfect”? Or was it “forgiven”?

    Come to think of it — it was “hypocrite”.

  8. Rick says:

    #8 – I think it is fair to say that the conservatives have brought this on themselves…they don’t have to be better than Christ in an empirical world, but when the left sees a chance to turn the kind of standards on them that they so handily apply to the left…well…nothing new here.

  9. Smartalix says:

    They’ll ignore it, as usual.

  10. Uncle Dave says:

    #5,7: Worse, a pair of snake skin (python, if I remember correctly) cowboy boots I bought 30 years ago. Kool looking, still, but I can’t believe my feet were ever that small! Of course, I could say the same thing about my waistline back then.

  11. Max Bell says:

    *Cues “Stinkfoot” by Frank Zappa and runs off*

  12. Gary Marks says:

    “Your honor, I take full responsibility for my actions.”

    and the category is…
    Things you’ll never hear at a Limbaugh arraignment.

  13. ken ehrman says:

    But of course, conservatives and other moral types have to be more perfect than Christ to be respected, right?

    all i am saying is…

    “What this says to me is that too many whites are getting away with drug use, too many whites are getting away with drug sales, too many whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to this disparity is not to start letting people out of jail because we’re not putting others in jail who are breaking the law. The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too.”
    — Rush Limbaugh. October 5, 1995 show transcript.
    http://www.takebackthemedia.com/gophotwrush.html

  14. doug says:

    16. good one ken, or should I say

    ditto!

    And I wonder if Roy Black ever thought he would have such a thriving misdemeanor practice, all from one client.

  15. BB says:

    One time I asked my conservative, well-to-do uncle, who also happens to be an atheist, why pro-business conservatives aligned with social conservatives like Christians.

    His reponse? They’re useful. They’re a huge voting block who will mobilize on issues that require nothing beyond feigning morality, like anti-abortion, anti-gay, etc. Get them worked up over these things, and we can keep the government off our backs. With such distractions, they’re not clamoring for fair wages, universal healthcare, etc., things that are detrimental to successful capitalists.

  16. Angel H. Wong says:

    Uncle Dave:

    You know what they say about big feet… *wink*

  17. David W says:

    The real issue is that Rush needs help. He shouldn’t be derided for his hipocrisy, far from it, he needs rehabilitation and a support structure. This is perhaps the most worrisome point: there doesn’t seem to be any call from the social conservatives to have him take a responsible course of action, go to his spiritual advisor, or participate in a program to help him cope with his addictions.

    The people who believe in him are his worst enemies, precisely because they do not question him when it comes to his personal drug abuse problems. If he had a clear head, his charisma could perhaps win him a wider audience.

  18. MQ says:

    You probably got a boner just thinking about it.

  19. Gary Marks says:

    I keep hoping that Limbaugh can turn his life around and become a useful member of society, once the debilitating effects of OxyContin dependency have subsided. I think if we all pray for Limbaugh, God will work a miracle in his life. When he’s fully healed, I bet he’ll be a liberal just like Jesus.

  20. Gary Marks says:

    #27 doug, never mind the Pfizer-mobile, my Merck-ury is already warmed up. We must hurry!

  21. TakeIT2 says:

    When our weary Rush was young
    The struggle of his urges soon began
    the politics of love and reason
    sought alone to rule the fat of this man

    He’s strewn across the pages
    still it’s news not he would choose
    the people he once derided
    mock him back for drugs and booze …
    _________________________________

    The image, mixing RUSH the band from Hemispheres album, with the face of Rush Limbaugh, wow. the only thing I would change was the landscape; instead of the two hemispheres of the brain like on the RUSH album, make it the two hemispheres of Butt cheeks…

  22. Dan says:

    Its called Karma Mr Limpaugh.


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