Damn! If this is only the beta version, what’s the final, release version going to be like?

Is this legal?
Extortr is hosted in Kgryjstan, where enterprising, forward-thrusting Web 2.0 businesses such as ours are welcomed with open arms. We operate within the bounds of local law; it is your responsibility to make sure you obey any laws in your jurisdiction.

How much does this cost?
We take a 10% cut of the amount paid, with a $5 minimum.

If I’m anonymous, how can I get the money?
You can choose to have your money forwarded to a PayPal (or similar) account for small sums, or in the case of major extortion, you may choose to deposit the funds into a numbered Swiss account.

Advice for Recipients of Blackmail Notes

What’s going on?
First of all, congratulations! You’re being blackmailed using the most technologically advanced extortion service in the world, Extortr. If you haven’t already, you should go to the web address in the email you were sent, to check that the photo or video that we have is genuine. If it’s not, lucky you — you can let the timer next to it expire without worry. If it is genuine, we recommend clicking on the “Pay Now” button as soon as possible in order to make sure that the material stays private.

Who’s blackmailing me?
For customer service reasons, we do not ask for the name of the person who sent the blackmail demand.