If it quacks like an alien …

As if crop circles weren’t proof enough that extraterrestrials are among us, an alien has now been found in the stomach of a duck.

That, at least, is the conclusion reached by workers at the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia (Solano County) when they viewed an X-ray image they took of a sick mallard.

Right there, in the duck’s ventriculus, or gizzard, is the shocking image of a grimacing, bald-headed being. How it got there, nobody knows, but when an autopsy was performed after the bird died of unrelated causes, the alien had mysteriously disappeared.

“We’re a 35-year-old organization, and we’ve seen a lot of things — bullets, fish hooks — but this is the first time anything like this has shown up,” said Jay Holcomb, executive director of the bird rescue center, which was founded in 1971 after an oil spill beneath the Golden Gate Bridge. “I don’t know my aliens well, but it looks like one of those with the big eyes and the long fingers.”

A T-shirt will also be put up for sale on CafePress.com, he admitted, embossed with the message, “In Space, No One Can Hear You Quack.”



  1. Gary Marks says:

    Maybe this explains why “Alien al’Orange” has always been a favorite recipe in my family, when we can find one of the critters. And for anyone who says aliens taste just like chicken, they just don’t know what they’re talking about.

  2. chris says:

    this screams PR stunt. Come on why would a alien hibernate in a duck?

    Stay in the country with the cows!! more living space.

  3. Joe says:

    It’s not even a PR stunt.. it’s a coincidence that turned into a PR stunt, just like every other image of Jesus, his mom, and Elvis that have “magically” appeared on toast, wood paneling, stains on a jock strap, etc.

  4. John Wofford says:

    The duck either passed it(painful), or the damned alien teleported back to the mothership, complaining about the smell.

  5. Rick Salsman says:

    Shouldn’t the T-shirt read “in a duck, no one can hear you scream”??

  6. James Hill says:

    What a bunch of qurap.

  7. Rebel says:

    I can see the Alien bumper-stickers now

    “MY OTHER INTERGALACTIC TRANSPORTATION IS A DUCK”

  8. Mark T. says:

    Dvorak, where do you find this stuff!

  9. Joshua says:

    If you scream inside a duck, does it have an echo?

  10. Pterocat says:

    Ohh! So that’s where the Ferengi come from… and ducks, no less! Wonders never cease.

    (And here I was all this time thinking they were spawned from a clone of Ross Perot that had been caught in a malfunctioning transporter).

  11. johnny says:

    i had to say, it it looks like a penis with a skull face at the end

  12. joshua says:

    oO(there’s that other Joshua again.)….John, don’t your site guard against same names….lol


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