Despite his 12 years as an undergraduate student, Johnny Lechner realized something was missing from his academic record: he’d never studied abroad.
And so, the 29-year-old perpetual student who was expected to finally graduate from the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater withdrew his application for graduation Monday, five days before commencement.
“I realized that if I went one more year, I could study abroad,” Lechner said. “That’s one thing I haven’t done.”
By this spring he had completed 234 college credits, or about 100 more than needed to graduate, and was taking seven more.
That qualified him for the “slacker tax,” instituted this school year by the UW Board of Regents to help cover the state subsidy for students who stay long past the usual four or five years to earn an undergraduate degree. It calls for students who exceed 165 total credit hours or 30 more than their degree programs require — whichever is higher — to pay double tuition.
Michelle Eigenberger, an editor at The Royal Purple, said Lechner may have achieved celebrity status, but most students are tired of it.
“It’s getting old,” she said. “For the sanity of the rest of the campus, we want him to get out of here.”
Agreed.
He might have realized how much the student loan payments will be.
Who cares.
Can you say “loser”
And I thought my 7 years of undergrad was bad…
It’s just kind of sad. Oh well, makes me feel a lot samrter.
Well theres always 4 more years of graduate school .. the guy has a triple major and a triple minor, says he’s scared to focus on one thing.. lol
I wish I had cash to go to school for 12 years … still, with that much time in, I’d probably have at least 4 degrees … pair of doctorates mby …
“Seven years of college down the drain!” – Bluto Blutarski (Animal House)
This guy reminds me of Buster Bluth from Arrested Development.
You guys don’t understand, you’re only good at one thing. There are people out there who are good at and enjoy many many different things. Doctorates require picking the one thing you’re good at this guy has apparently picked 6 things hes good at, I bet most of you couldn’t pass a lot of the classes this guy took. And you’re still talking down about him. It’s not that he’s flunked for 12 years, he has 234 credit hours.
It’s obviously working for him, so let him be.
If the guy went to a decent school I could understand it, but he goes to Whitewater. That’s for kids in Wisconsin that can’t get into one of the six better schools in the UW system.
Sad.
#10
The real learning is out there, kiddo. That kind of syndrome ought to have a name already, like reallifeophobia or something. If he loves university life so much, why not teach?
I went to school with the guy at Whitewater. Anything you might be thinking about him is true and then some. He’s quite the douchebag.