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Who writes this junk!
They AREN’T turtles. Turtles have flipper things, tortoises have feet with claw things. It doesn’t take much inteligence to find out the difference. Obiously the ppl who wrot this stuff are lacking in that department.
Is the link broken or is it just me
It was a slow news day too.
This looks like a direct rip-off of a British show. The name of which escapes me at this moment.
(yawn)
1. Oh my GOD!!! They said “turtle” when they should have said “tortoise”!!! Somebody alert the media….!!!!!
If they really like slow internet, they should get dialup, but with AOL to make it extra slow.
Kina funny even their website “slowskys.com” loads up rather slow. The domain doesnt seem to be registered to comcast which has been airing these commercials.
My guess is cable companies around north America are using this to sell their cable modems (i.e. cox, adelphia, etc) I have comcast in my area so I don’t see the others.
It’s Bush’s fault.
9, It’s Bush’s fault.
Joshua, don’t we agree on so much?
i LOVE this stuff, i don’t know why i am fastenated with the slowskys
The 1st time I heard the commerical where the Slowsky’s introduce themselves as Carolyn and Bill I laughed so hard, I cried. My name is Carolynn and my husband’ name is Bill. Could you put that one on this or some other site. I just wanted to show it to friends who have not seen it. Love them! Carolynn Stpne
They are SLOW!! They can’t seem to conclude whether they are TURTLES or TORTOISES! I think it’s funny…definitely cute!
In a world of some of the most horrible, tasteless and crude commercials comes a breath of fresh air with the Slowskys. They are unique and funny and I hope Comcast keeps them around for a long time. Plus, they made Carolyn look so sweet and feminine compared to her macho love hunk.
I just love it ! ! My friends,my family,everyone at work relates to my husband Bill and I as the Slowskys.I cant wait to see what happens next with them.If you need some material just ask got plenty in mind They remind me of us.We do have comcast and thank God there’s something for everyone because we rarely agree on the same programs. Use that one if you like. Im sure more of us enjoy the Slowskys than not. I surely do!!
This is sooo funny.I love the slowsky’s!
The Slowskys Rock
I love these ads. They are so refreshing and I don’t care if they are used by other cable companies, I say, keep ’em coming.
C’mon people, what’s wrong with the Slowskys. They rock. can’t we all just enjoy a lil bit of humor even if it’s not your sense of humor. Lighten up and the world will be so much more enjoyable. Comcast.. Keep up the good work, you have a hit on your hands with the Slowskys.
C’mon people, what’s wrong with the Slowskys? They rock. Can’t we all just enjoy a lil bit of humor even if it’s not your sense of humor?Lighten up and the world will be so much more enjoyable. Comcast.. Keep up the good work, you have a hit on your hands with the Slowskys. Wether they are turtles or tortoises, really… who cares. Can’t we all just get along and stop being so negative about every lillte techinal thing? My god, relax!
You push it! You push it real good! I love the Sloskys. Can’t wait to see more of them. Very funny stuff! thanks Comcast!
I ENJOY WATCHING DA SKITS IT REMINDS ME OF MY PARENTS