Apparently, there is a whole group of people (like these) who — rather than play The Sims as the instructions suggests — take things a little darker.
Monochromatic Rainbow – take two, damn it
I guess people actually play this game to make their little sims happy. I’ll admit that i did that for awhile, but to be honest, it just got boring. So of course I reverted to my typical gaming pattern of torturing innocents to death.
I start out by creating a random couple. I build them a little room, seen below, with a door. One they’ve both walked in to check their “home” out, I get rid of the door. As you can see, the room contains the following:
* A ghetto chair
* A fireplace
* A clown paintingBecause there’s only one chair, directly opposite the clown
painting, which Mr. Victim immediately takes, Mrs. Victim quickly becomes annoyed. They have no light, no bathroom, and no food source.
After awhile, a f__ing clown appears. I don’t know either. Said clown is insanely annoying, however. He can’t even reach the sims trapped inside. He just coughs and sobs, jumping through holes in the ground to reappear elsewhere… but never in the little 4-tile room.
Found by my brother, Don.
Just you wait. Killing your sims or driving them crazy or mistreating them in any way will soon be a crime. Watch Blago-jellyfish from Illinois on this one…
I’m sure there is a lawer to take up their cause…
Ah yes, classic Sims torture. A couple of my favorites:
Have Sims get into the pool and remove the ladder that allows them to leave. Watch them die of exhaustion.
Make a series of small rooms and invite neighbors over. Lead them to the small room and remove the door so they never leave. You’ve created your own Silence of the Lambs psycho house.
That is really f-ing messed up!
The Save the World types need to read stuff like this. This is the kind of thing that makes you really question whether the human race deserves to be saved.
* A ghetto chair
WTF?
I always thought that the point of the Sims for most people who play it is just to torture your Sims like this, just like the point of Grand Theft Auto for most people is to drive around jacking peope and running them over without trying to complete missions or anything.
Either way you go, this seems like an enormous waste of time.
I’m kinda glad that friend of mine flunked out of college cuz he wouldn’t stop playing Doom and Wing Commander. Never been into games since.
I’m going to reply to comment #5. It’s just a GAME! We are obviously all sinners and it’s hopless to get saved without Jesus but that’s beside the point. You can be a good person and still torture sims as long as you know it’s a game. If you’re torturing people in real life that’s different obviously. I mean with me I can feel a little guilty and all but then I remember…IT’S JUST A GAME!!! Games have nothing to do with the level of righteousness someone posseses.