Revolution Advanced – March 30, 2006
My goal for E3 2005 was simple: I wanted to find a way in. You see, I am both a gamer and a girl, so when the Christmas Holiday of gaming came up, I had to be there. Luckily for me, I had the chance to be a booth babe. I found that getting a way in wasn’t difficult through being a booth babe, but securing the best booth placement was a bit of luck.
In 2005, I got the spot I had been campaigning for at the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess booth for Nintendo. I suppose some girls would have preferred to be an idolized booth babe; you know, the half naked hotties who get paid out the wazoo, but I’ll talk more about them in a just a second after I get my fun, geeky side out.
Oooh, to be 25 again… and um handsome, and um rich, and um intelligent, and aah… hair…. ah forget it, who am I kidding. I would have a better chance winning Lotto 649 than be withYvonna Lynn. Sigh.
DVORAKS BACK ON TOP!
Nice Picture John.
Ok with all said and done I am interested in knowing from your bloggers which one of the girls is the cutiest and why.
I would say the two on the right are the cutiest
Let the comments roll.
John, I’m really disgusted by the sexual nature of some of the images posted on this blog. I know you don’t necessarily post them yourself, but I think you should monitor all posted images, if you have any decency at all.
That, in combination with the atheistic views of some of the people who have the access to post stories on your blog, unfortunately makes me never want to visit this site again until it is cleaned up.
Sex, violence, money, pleasure – it’s being pumped into our minds everyday by all sorts of media, and I’m simply taking a stand against one of those secular aspects of our culture by saying… GOODBYE Dvorak Uncensored.
I wonder if andrews posted that a day late?
I do know of a hoax that I did not see on the Top 100 lists. Some years Kevin and Bean at KROQ talked up a signing by some big named bands at the new “Mall of America West” that was going to be opened in LA. They got hundreds of calls from listeners that were driving all over LA trying to find it.
(Doah….posted that hoax comment on the wrong thread)
Sorry andrews, but I thought those pictures are very tame. Plus it’d be hard to do a posting of a booth babe’s inside scoop of E3 without at least a couple of pictures.
andrews this blog makes me angry and makes me think. two not very pc things today
andrews, how do you make through life?
Being one of the atheist, secular humanist, heathens, I have to encourage you to post more booth babe photos on the site. The is no such thing as too many booth babe photos. Anyone who is offended by these photos needs to get a life. I have seen plenty of offensive photos in my time and these don’t even register.
Geeeese.
First off John Dvorak is one of the most Brilliant and ethical Jouranlists in the industry.
I can understand Andrew getting upset if porn was in this blog, however it wasn’t.
Point of information The Photo wasn’t taken recently and is not hosted on Dvorak.org Its not any differnet than a photo you would see on most websites.
Dvorak uncensored is just that. Its a refreshing breeze away from tradition boring traditional technology reports. Its a twist and a spoof on the news as we think we know it.
Johns Team always post something interesting in his non stop blog.
Dvorak. org touched on an interview with a woman that worked her way into a computer game show. A show she had to be at and why!
The Next E-3 show is in May
http://www.e3expo.com/
PS
Which one of the girls is the cutiest and why. 🙂
“Which one of the girls is the cutiest and why.”
I’m going with Miss Yvonna Lynn. No silicon and a smile that could melt a glacier! Plus she’s a geek!
Andrew, your God didn’t create women to be sexually desirable to men so that you would have to spend your life denying the fact. Do you think God likes you complaining about His intelligent design?
As for me, I give thanks to the amoeba that started it all.