A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Game, uh, starring President Bush. I cannot describe.

Welcome to the Amazing Erotic Adventures of Georgina Bush. This is an interactive story in which you get to be George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States. As leader of the free world, your schedule can be exhausting. You must juggle presidential briefings and panty-shopping, diplomatic sessions and drag-queen karaoke contests.