Inflatable sheep
A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.
Jeffrey S. Haynes said the state registry is intended to keep track of people who have committed crimes against humans.
But Calhoun County Circuit Court Judge Conrad Sindt told Haynes at his sentencing hearing that once he is released from prison, he must register with the Michigan State Police Public Sex Offender Registry.
Police said Haynes had sex with a sheep at a Bedford Township farm on Jan. 26, 2005. The animal’s owner caught him on the property and the sheep was found injured.
Haynes was arrested in June after a DNA sample taken from the animal matched Haynes’ genetic material.
No comment!
That is wrong on so many levels!
So is this guy claiming that relations with a sheep don’t amount to a sex offense!?
well, I suppose he does have a point.
So having sex with a sheep is wrong but killing and eating it isn’t it? Besides, the sheep was asking for it.
Great, now we’ll be known as ‘The Great Sheep Sodomy State’.
“If you seek a sheep, look about you”
I can see the license plate already. When did we become New Zealand?
Bummer….
Sheep, they ask so little, and give so much.
I better watch it or I’ll be the next one! And believe you me, when I need it baaaaad, sheep are the nicest. They don’t require spending a lot of money on a date, they don’t argue, their bleat is sort of erotic, and they’re warm and fluffy.
Remember the scene in “Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex…” where Woody Allen has an affair with a sheep, and at the end, he’s on the street corner, strung out on woolite?
LOL
He should have worn a condom! 🙂
I guess the guy is feeling a little sheepish about this now.
Hey, but that Judge, you can’t pull the wool over his eyes.
Richard, a natural sheep skin condom?
To bad he did not do it in vermont, I am sure Judge Cashman would have only slapped him on the wrist. 60 days at worst.
Baaaa, humbug.
Man: “Did your father ever screw a sheep?”
Other man: “Naaaaaaaa”
“The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did,” he said. “But I should not be treated as a child molester.” (From the article)
I can just see it when his neighbors are all upset that he is a sex offender, and he reassures them by telling him that he did it with a sheep. Oh now, that’ll reassure them….
What’s that old joke about this? Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
That might be Michigan’s new motto, taking it away from Wyoming.
Pat if he used a condom then the DNA may not have used as evidence.
I think this guy just loves f#cking lamb chops 🙂
BTW its ok to kill a lamb but not ok to screw umm. The funny part is the sheep looks better than his wife in a woool sweater
Pat:
BTW I don’t think the real Natural lamb skin condoms are available anymore since they found disease can pass thru the skin.
Fourex and Lambskins where the 2 poplular brand of natural condoms available in the past…Now evrything is latex.
Fourex was very expensive and kind of gross. It was like dead skin and came unrolled in this blue capsule filled with some funky fluid.
I bet that he also likes to “eat” sheep! I know, ick.
Angel, that was baaaaad
Richard,
I think that must have been it !!! He has a latex allergy and therefor couldn’t use regular condoms. He was going for the Real Thing.
This whole thing is sick. Funny, but still sick.
So since he has to register as a sex offender, have they set the stipulation that he’s not to live in any neighborhoods containing a pet store, Farm, pound, vet, etc?????
if this sheep abuser has to register, how many feet away is he required to live away from the herds?