Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith has an unusual bedfellow in the Supreme Court fight over her late husband’s fortune: the Bush administration.
The administration’s top Supreme Court lawyer filed arguments on Smith’s behalf and wants to take part when the case is argued before the justices.
Like Marshall, President Bush was a Texas oil man. Both attended Yale. Both held government positions in Washington.
There are differences. Marshall had a penchant for strippers, and the court record before the justices is one of poverty, greed, sex and family rivalry.
Differences? I thought the only one was that Marshall was never a cokehead.
Wow, I wish my wife would get a set of those white house boosts. Do they sell them at Victoria Secrets?!
The Supreme Court is becoming like small claims court for the ultra wealthy people and other high falutin types. They are all getting dress designers and Madison Avenue publicist types lined up to put on this justice production. There’s big money on the line, which means all the Washington A-list people are planning Georgetown cocktail parties and engineering power plays. The esteemed Justices will be judging this high society case and don’t cut the White House out of the loop. The security of the nation is at stake. Call the New York Times society editor dah-ling.
See Oliver vs. the Phone Company
Oliver finally has a phone installed, but the Hooterville Phone Company installs it directly outside his bedroom window–on top of the telephone pole. Oliver falls through the roof and sprains his ankle while putting up a TV antenna. Get cable!
Justice for the rest of us here at Green Acres.
Oliver Wendell Douglas, a big city lawyer who longs for a farm, buys a
spread near Hooterville. When the Hooterville City Council selects Oliver to judge the apple competition at the annual fair, he gets the idea that he’s been appointed to the circuit court.
Have a Scotch on the rocks. Make it a double or nothing.
Other holiday entertainment ideas.
Fruitcake (With an entire pineapple sticking out of the center).
Coffee cooked without using water.
Spaghetti with orange juice sauce (Just like Dean Martin used to eat).
Dee Dees’ dehydrated Mason Dixon Southern fried chicken dinner.
Dee Dees’ dehydrated New Orleans Pompano (includes a dehydrated bottle of wine)
Send your wife on a vacation to Washington Steve.
The Martial Vacation
To test whether or not “absence makes the heart grow fonder,”
Oliver sends Lisa off on a vacation by herself.
Mr. Haney has his marriage certificate on the wall and throws darts at it.
This is how we now do war planning.
If you take in high maintenance strippers they should be well provided for.
Difference: Marshall was a HUGELY SUCCESSFUL oil man. Little bush was a miserable failure.