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‘I Squish Your Head!’
The new frontline of the war on terrorism.
I’M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!
We don’t want church and state separated by even this much
We’ve determined absolutely that the “integrity” of President Bush is somewhere between my fingers… *wink* *wink*
“Secretary of State Rice explaining to Congress how tall Howard Dean is…”
“You want this much honesty? No can do.”
Even this much personal freedom in the US is too much!
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My new shoes have heels this high!!!
C RICE, BITCHES!
WHAT WHAT!
RepraZENT, in tha HOUSE!
(this one’s for my homies.)
I told you I saw it.
We are this close to winning the war on terrorism.
The myth of the white man is true…dammit!
BIn Laden? Missed him by that much!
“This testimony brought to you by the letter C! Can you say, C you later, Saddam?”
Secretary of State Rice staunchly refuted claims that she has no shame. “See this? It’s more than the President has!”
‘”c” is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.’
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‘You lack of faith disturbs me, John McCain.”
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This is what she’s saying. Obvious disclaimer – these are all jokes!!!
1. Bush’s brain is this big.
2. Bush’s dick is this big.
3. This is the distance between Bush’s ears.
4. This is how much oil we are willing to provide out of our reserves right now.
5. Dammit – there’s glue on my fingers.
6. No really – that’s all the money left for Social Security.
7. Yeah – I used this much hair gel today. I had it spiked, but it didn’t turn out quite right…
8. Kim Jong Il is about yay high. When you go there, be careful not to step on him.
Look, I found them. The Weapons of Mass Destruction!!!!!
Even MIINE is this big.
But you see the Presidents brain has shrunk to this size!
“I swear, Dubya only drank this much of the bottle of Jim Bean before instructing the NSA.”
“I’m squishing your country!”
Size matters not, this is the WMD!
Here is the evidence of the weapons of mass destruction! In this vial I hold enough biological agents to wipe out the American population 3 times. Anyone that fails to see the threat of what I hold between my fingers is obviously an ally of the terrorists. We found this right in one of Saddam’s bedrooms, and this is the evidence that our invasion was based on good intelligence and facts all along.
I was this close to getting an XBox 360!
“Okay, we admit it. We missed it by that much.” (RIP Don Adams!)
“The fish that Scooter Libby caught was actually this big.”
At this moment in time, our credibility is THIS high.
I saw George W. Bush naked.
“If the give-up-civil-liberties proposals to Congress don’t exceed this thickness [so the Congressmen don’t read it] then it will not be accepted!”
When I give them the evil eye like this – Democrats shrink to only this high.