Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.
I’d hate to imagine the bizarre things yet uncovered in those archives. This is the sick part:
Ivanov…. returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail.
What sort of woman would “volunteer” to be filled with monkey sperm?! I’d guess prisoners and dissidents were used.
Don’t tell Cheney or Rummy
Why don’t we evolve apes to man, and stop somewhere midway? We have the Darwinian theory.
It won’t work because Evolution is only part of the reason. The other part is the guided hand of God, or intelligent design.
Isn’t that where all the stem cell research is going? They’ve done a pig/human hybrid, but killed the result themselves at an early stage. My guess is the Chinese will take things further.
Stalin was a kinky bastard.
Of course, this does explain the excess hair on Russian women.
It was part of a Laurence Saunders novel too.