Bats with small brains have extra large testicles – so large that they constitute up to 8.5% of their body mass, say scientists from Syracuse University in New York. Writing in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Letters, they say some bats have evolved larger genitals because in some species female bats are unusually promiscuous. High energy demands on male bats prevent them from generating both large genitals and large brains. Male bats with larger testicles but smaller brains stand a greater chance of having offspring than their smaller testicled, bigger brained rivals.

Ah-hah!



  1. Luís Camacho says:

    X-D

    I almost tought it was about humans…. maybe….. nah!

  2. Ah-hah” what? Did you find something that explains your lack of manliness, or something that explains your lack of intelligence? 😀

  3. Andy says:

    Evil,
    you ARE EVIL!

  4. Canada Drew says:

    Intelligent Design?

    What would Darwin have said about such findings??

  5. jasontheodd says:

    Higher energy demands?? So they could have both if they discovered Blueberry Poweraid….

  6. James Hill says:

    …and here I thought they were talking about South Beach.

  7. Michael says:

    So if you were to carry it towards its implied conclusion…does this mean we finally have an explanation for why there are so many stupid people breeding?

  8. GregAllen says:

    Oh! I thought it was the bigger the SUV, the smaller the brain!

  9. Teyecoon says:

    It’s more balanced in the human species because a lot of our women look for big wallets (before big genitals) so the guy with the big brain has a chance.

  10. Pat says:

    After checking inside my pants, I conclude I must have a bigger brain.

  11. James says:

    I feel better now.


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