I am the first. At least, I am the first I know of to think of this idea at this very moment in time, in this exact space, which you are right now reading, given that I’m quite sure that the very minute Apple announced its sexy, delicious new video-capable iPod, roughly 5 million people — and most of them men — simultaneously thought of it too.
No matter. I shall henceforth argue that I was one of the first to think of turning my genius iPod porn idea into an instant company, writing up a business plan and hiring a programmer and a team of lawyers and investing a wad of someone else’s VC cash into renting a stack of servers and outsourcing my tech support to Bangalore, India, because, oh my God, the idea is just right there, ripe and waiting, and I could sure use the millions of dollars I would surely make in one single month.
IPod porn. The time has come. The idea is brilliantly, geniusly simple.
Oh, brother.
I am the first. At least, I am the first I know of to think of this idea at this very moment in time, in this exact space, which you are right now reading, given that I’m quite sure that the very minute Apple announced its sexy, delicious new video-capable iPod, roughly 5 million people — and most of them men — simultaneously thought of it too.
No matter. I shall henceforth argue that I was one of the first to think of turning my genius iPod porn idea into an instant company, writing up a business plan and hiring a programmer and a team of lawyers and investing a wad of someone else’s VC cash into renting a stack of servers and outsourcing my tech support to Bangalore, India, because, oh my God, the idea is just right there, ripe and waiting, and I could sure use the millions of dollars I would surely make in one single month.
IPod porn. The time has come. The idea is brilliantly, geniusly simple.
Porncasting is now. Porncasting is a must. After all, someone has to counter the scary prospect of all those video iPod religious sermons. Shudder.
Why pay for all this DRMed crap when you can download it for free? I guess most people are just lazy and stupid. That is the only thing I can think of to explain it.
iPorn 🙂
Porn is expected to be huge in the smartphone space:
http://www.mobiledia.com/forum/topic27764.html
That reminds me; isn’t this supposed to be a porn site?
Porn on video into a company? Gee, I never would have thought of making a company that puts porn on video. And then putting it on the internet to download? Wow, what ingenuity!
Can we get Betty Boop?
You have my “firm” support.
James Hill
Combine porn for Video Ipod and a USB port to attach the sex toy of your choice!!!
I am shocked it has not happened yet with laptops, although I do remember reading a few years back about ( trying to keep this family safe) a device you could control via a webpage, and thusly “satisfy” your other when away on trips.
How bad of a porn addict do you have to be to carry your smut around on an iPod? Sheesh, at least wait till you get home.
It should be intersting when someone wishes to use this thing on an airplane. It may drive a market for personal video goggles.
Porn has a long history of driving innovation in technology – The first video CD, the first use of streaming video and server clustering. It used to be the highlight of Comdex (remember Comdex?). Porn’s a sure thing when it comes to return on investment.
I agree with Steve. Is this going to lead to random acts of uncontrollable masturbation in “public” places? How much of a sex addict do you have to be to carry porn on an iPod? It may be useful to the traveling salesman but I can’t fathom a huge business resulting from this but I usually underestimate the “insanity” of the general populous.
To estimate the “hugeness of the business”, consider the fraction of the Internet devoted to porn. This is easily done by visiting a hosting facility. All the servers with their activity light on solid are most likely porn or spammers.
Of course people are going to buy porn for the ipod. Have you tried playing regular quicktime files on it? I couldn’t find one that would even copy over. for 4 bucks you can buy a movie at handheldpornsites.com and watch it right away. I want my porn and I want it now!