I want to see this argument used at the Supreme Court. Then we can have nominees to the court be asked their views on pepperoni or veggie. Guess which party wants what.

The Pizzaright Principle – Lately, lots of bogus arguments for copyright expansion have been floating around. A handy detector for bogus arguments is the Pizzaright Principle.

Pizzaright — the exclusive right to sell pizza — is a new kind of intellectual property right. Pizzaright law, if adopted, would make it illegal to make or serve a pizza without a license from the pizzaright owner.