Where are Gates and Ballmer when you need them?

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Southern Counties | UK boasts world’s ‘priciest home’ — Bill Gates’ house cost more than this and has many of the same features, without the style.

specs:

22 bedroom and bathroom suites
Gate lodge and estate manager’s office
Private cinema
Bowling alley
Squash and tennis courts
Stables
Heated marble driveway
Underground garaging for eight limousines

found by P. McEntee