In keeping with modern times I have it on good authority that in the latest book Harry Potter finds his life is so tedious and wacky that he has a bout with a bi-polar syndrome and kills himself with a pistol. This is after he becomes a raging alcoholic.
That’s the word out of Vancouver where the Potter books got out of the channels and into circulation. Before killing himself he shoots his buddy by accident who catches him with the gun. That creepy blond kid then runs off with Potter’s girlfriend and the storyline ends. No more Potter books.
What is up with the “Gag” order??
From the Reuter’s story that MSNBC carried:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8548099/
Raincoast Books Ltd., which distributes the books in Canada, said a “small number” of the books were sold, and it has won a court injunction barring the buyers of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” from disclosing the plot.
If they weren’t all killing themselves to get pre-orders by offering 40%-off, then they wouldn’t have to be in a panic that some people would cancel their “reservations” if they heard the book was a piece of crap.
If terrorists want to disrupt our economy, they should be targeting the release “parties” of this book. 🙁
Real plot: Snape kills Dumbledore around page 600 of this book, and that Snape is the “half-blood prince”.
If he didn’t kill himself we’d all commit suicide out of terminal boredom…
A short entry with grammatical and spelling errors, no links to anything, completely devoid of anything interesting, and not in the least bit funny. I’ve come to expect better from this blog – please tell me you were hacked.
The post showed up and cannot be erased…as if by magic. Uncertain about the spelling and grammatical errors..don’t see any. But it’s impossible to erase anyway.
OK look close all of Dvoraks post are labeled like this at the top.
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The Harry Potter post is labeled
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But the interesting Linux post CAN be erased?!
I’m going to repost the Linux post as a mirror to get rid of the comments that run off the track..be patient
John:
Perhaps it has something to do with not running the latest version of WordPress. There have been quite a few security fixes since 1.5.0.
I heard that Harold Potter swallows a bottle of Joy dishwashing detergeant, imitating the Boy Called It, and then got so sudsy, with new duds on, his loving parents throw his ass in the naughty crawl space under the stairs.
A few weeks later they find him washing soap operas and looking more like a girl than ever.
Alaskan ice worms invade his ears while he sleeps, turning him into a Jimmy Witherspoon addict, crawling and belching a blue streak, fueled by mandrake root and bad marihuana, he finally asks his royal grandpapa to shoot him, “so I can escape the sexual abuse at HogWarts school of hardcore heroin worship.
Then he cuts his own leg and eats it for lunch.
Harry Hobbler they call him then.
Burn all the harry potter books– then you’ll really fly in the sky!!!
What a bunch of bitchers and whiners. Hey, if you don’t like the books, don’t buy ’em! It’s that simple. And if one book in the series isn’t as good as you think it should be, well tough luck. Not all authors score a win with every book they write. Why should Rowlings be any different? But kids love ’em and can’t wait to read ’em. And yes, they will tell you that they like some books in the series more than others. But for all of you who complain about the books – hey, write your own. See how easy it is to create a work of fiction that spreads over 7 volumes. Frankly I think the books are cool, and it’s fun for an old fart in his 50’s to be able to sit down with my teenage nieces and nephews and talk about a book that they’re reading. This is no doubt Rowlings 15 minutes of fame, and she’ll probably never write another word after Harry Potter. So is she wrong to want to protect her intellectual property? I don’t think so. But it’s refreshing to me to see kids excited over books, rather than video games or rap music!
When I was younger, and the dinosaurs were still leaving, there was this story. It seems that every year, all the Lemmings would migrate to the sea. When they got there, they would fall over the edge of a cliff into the sea, drown but be sated. A few years later this story was shown to be false and just another Disney fantasy.
Fast forward to the present.
Now that I am older, and the dinosaurs have left, there is this story. It seems that every year, all the humans would migrate to bookstores. When they got there they would buy the latest Harry Potter book, be disappointed but sated. Disney is making a movie about this so it should be just another fantasy.
Get a grip people. Harry Potter is a fantasy. A fictional work. Life will go on without another book from Ms Rowland.
Why do you like Harry Potter? What is it that made you become a fan of the books/movies? When and how did you become a fan? Share your stories with us!
Personally, I've been a “Harry Potter” fan for a few years, having first discovered 'Philosopher's Stones' at the tender age of 10. I became a real fanatic
at 12 when I read 'Prisoner of Azkaban' and have been truly Potty ever since! Now I'm nearly 19 years old and eagerly awaiting/dreading the release of book
7!