THE BLONDE YEAR IN REVIEW

January – Took her new scarf back to
the store because it was too tight.

February – Couldn’t work in a
pharmacy because the bottles wouldn’t
fit into the typewriter.

March – Got excited when she finished
a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because
the box said “2-4 years.”

April – Was trapped on an escalator for
hours when the power went out.

May – Couldn’t make Kool-Aid because
8 cups of water won’t fit into those little
packets.

June – Couldn’t learn to water ski
because she couldn’t find a lake with a
slope.

July – After losing in a breast stroke
swimming competition, complained to
the judges that the other swimmers
were using their arms.

August – Told her blonde friend to
hurry when trying to get into their
locked car using a coat hanger
because it was starting to rain and the
top was down.

September – When asked what the
capital of California was, answered
“C.”

October – Hates M &M’s because they
are so hard to peel.

November – Baked a turkey for 4 days
because the instructions said 1 hour
per pound and she weighed 120.

December – Couldn’t call 911 because
there was no “11” on any phone button.

via. B. Delaney